oh I GET IT!
This is the page (like the one about maren) where the 25 year old virgin guys come to make fun of girls who would not touch them if the future of the universe relied on it.
I get it.
Did a blonde who looked like tamar or maren once predict the future for you? You know, the girl who told you you'd be working at burger king till you were 47 and die having never had your penis seen by anyone other than your gay, weird uncle?
The chances of you BOYS getting touched by girls who look this good are pretty darned slim.Youd better grab the vaseline, some tissues and that picture of your mom in the tub!



