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Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
« on: December 03, 2005, 06:24:00 PM »
Elaborate if you wish.
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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2005, 07:33:00 PM »
Brad Pitt
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Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2005, 07:35:00 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2005, 09:22:00 AM »
Animals would be played by the fag boy on Will and Grace.
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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2005, 09:25:00 AM »
That guy is fuckin hilarious.
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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2005, 10:55:00 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2005, 02:19:00 AM »
Beth would be the fat crosseyed Greek on My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

Mike would be Kevin Bacon from the Woodsman or even Sleepers.

Kim ("Montello") More110 would be any fucking stinkyassed ugly mustache bink who didn't deserver to get on film in the first place. Oh wait, that's right...she can be found on those payperpornos where only the ugliest bitches have to pay to get fucked. Yuck.

Ginger would be any ghost from any horror flick.

Marti, name any fatassed dyke from Saint Petersburg indie or noir films these days.

Nikki, any huge fake tittied madonna on the big screen with the clap.

Richard, who the fuck knows or cares.

Jason, nah...too easy.

All in all, a bunch of people not worth having begged the question of who would play them in a movie because noone ever would bother or want to.
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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2005, 04:21:00 AM »
Animals is grouchy.
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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2005, 06:11:00 AM »
no way, it's more like this:
cayo - meg ryan
antigen - jodie foster
gregfl - russell crowe
frod - keanu reeves
animals - the 12 Monkeys psycho. free the animals!!!
pirate - adrien brody
dragonfly - tinkerbell
JMA - christina applegate
ex-prisoner - elaine benis
ncl - winona ryder
rtp - kramer
kpickle - tom hanks
wet noodle - aquaman
woof-a-doof - vin diesel
misbehaver - kevin costner
carmel - lucy liu
001010 - keira knightley
withdraw - catherine zeta-jones
linchpin - leonardo dicaprio
and starring groovy1634 as herself. :smile:
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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2005, 11:55:00 AM »
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On 2005-12-05 03:11:00, Anonymous wrote:

"no way, it's more like this:

cayo - meg ryan

antigen - jodie foster

gregfl - russell crowe

frod - keanu reeves

animals - the 12 Monkeys psycho. free the animals!!!

pirate - adrien brody

dragonfly - tinkerbell

JMA - christina applegate

ex-prisoner - elaine benis

ncl - winona ryder

rtp - kramer

kpickle - tom hanks

wet noodle - aquaman

woof-a-doof - vin diesel

misbehaver - kevin costner

carmel - lucy liu

001010 - keira knightley

withdraw - catherine zeta-jones

linchpin - leonardo dicaprio

and starring groovy1634 as herself. :smile:"


I don't see Meg Ryan for Cayo... Ryan's a bit of bit of a ditz - but I know shit about Hollywood anyway - hell, I don't recognize some of these names.

I'd hope for Jeaneane Garofolo to portray me. :razz:
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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2005, 12:49:00 PM »
Haha, mines pretty right on. Who picked those?
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« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2005, 02:18:00 PM »
Who the fuck are you?
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« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2005, 02:37:00 PM »
Keira Knightley can't act, and I'm a very passionate person.

I need passion!!!

Dammit!  :grin:

*stamps foot and crinkles up forehead with a dramatic look of artistic expression plastered across my face*

(she is hot, though)

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« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2005, 02:46:00 PM »
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On 2005-12-05 08:55:00, Helena Handbasket wrote:

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On 2005-12-05 03:11:00, Anonymous wrote:


"no way, it's more like this:


cayo - meg ryan


antigen - jodie foster


gregfl - russell crowe


frod - keanu reeves


animals - the 12 Monkeys psycho. free the animals!!!


pirate - adrien brody


dragonfly - tinkerbell


JMA - christina applegate


ex-prisoner - elaine benis


ncl - winona ryder


rtp - kramer


kpickle - tom hanks


wet noodle - aquaman


woof-a-doof - vin diesel


misbehaver - kevin costner


carmel - lucy liu


001010 - keira knightley


withdraw - catherine zeta-jones


linchpin - leonardo dicaprio


and starring groovy1634 as herself. :smile:"





I don't see Meg Ryan for Cayo... Ryan's a bit of bit of a ditz - but I know shit about Hollywood anyway - hell, I don't recognize some of these names.



I'd hope for Jeaneane Garofolo to portray me. :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2005, 02:55:00 PM »
I want a bigger trailer than everyone else!
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