From the Law Offices of Room #101,
Minelan Double Plus Goodness Tootsie Roll.
In response to the above "sentence", Greg Cruz has issued a statement regarding the advancement of colored people and the the defamement of his good name:
"NAH, FUK DAT! YOUS GOTTS TO BE SAYIN IT LOUD AN PROUD, HOLLLA!! WORD LYFE NIGGA, MY RYMES BE TITE YO YO CHECK IT HOMEYS
YO YO IM A GANGSTA WIT DA FLAT NOSE
YO YO CUZ I GOT DA CORN ROWS
YO YO I BE PIMPIN MAD HOES
ME AN MA HOMEES ROLLIN TITE IN DA ISUZU - AIGHT?
DON'T YOU BE DISSIN THE WORD TO DA LYFE NIGRO CUZ ME AN MA LATIN KING THUGZ ALL BE IMAGIN OUT CUZ WE GOT DA BLU DU RAGS WORD LYFE!!!! "