On 2006-01-05 17:14:00, Short Bus wrote:
"I have possibly the hottest girl in the world as my fiancee'..So to say that I'm gay is just plain funny. Now go blow your fucking brains out or try to get laid for once in that miserable, meaningless life of yours."
Short Bus this statement is a fallacy for a number of reasons.
1. You cannot marry your own Grandmother.
2. The fact that she is 600 lbs and has a mustache precludes her being hot.
3. She's a corpse.
Tell me something though, if you really want to have a pretend girlfriend why do you spend all day every day on here? You dont work and you dont spend time with her? Cant be all that meaningfull a relationship.