Help Need !!

[Anonymous]

Dudes, we smoked ganja with my neighbours at halloween.  
My boss just sent me invitation to the drug test. I'm afraid koz can loose my job.
Maybe this detox products help me?

[Anonymous]

Maybe you should get another job, or else buy some clean piss from a source you know. Make sure it's boy piss if you are a boy & girl piss if you are a girl.

[Anonymous]

On 2005-11-12 07:37:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Maybe you should get another job, or else buy some clean piss from a source you know. Make sure it's boy piss if you are a boy & girl piss if you are a girl."

Substitution is the only sure way to beat a GC/MS test.  Good luck.

In the meantime, look for a new job that doesn't want to taste-test your wee-wee.

[Anonymous]

Buying it isn't always a sure way, The tech who recives the specimen from you is required to take a temp. reading in the cup right away. And of course the specimen is accompanied by a Chain of Custody form. A positive result will only be reported to your boss after the orignal sample has been tested atleast 2x. Ultimately, pleading "I didn't do it" after the fact will not work, BUT You can find a flaw in the Chain of Custody form, You will recive a copy. Look at dates, signatures, what the chain of release had been for your sample starting with your signature to release it to the Collector. In some states the law recently changed and the collector must be a CPC (Certified Professional Collector)Get educated before your test. Distract the tech from recording the TEMP. or dating or .. something. A flaw in the CoC is the only way to have a result *retracted.
There are some products that do work. Many of those products also produce a "greenish" specimen, which can lead to follow-up testing. If you "smoke"frequently the products won't always work. If you don't partake very often (less than 2x a month) there are often too few THC crystals that have attached to the metabolites in your urine to be reconized by the machine and this is where the products you can buy will help alot. I have used Kw1k caps myself, with success. If you use them, YOU MUST FOLLOW the directions to the letter or it will not work. Most require abstanence for atleast 72 FULL hours, they mean it.

[Anonymous]

and Water is the key to it all. Dilute that Metabolite/THC crystal ratio as much as possible. The test doesnt search for THC, it searches for the specific Metabolite the crystals attatch to.

When I say, find out about the law for CPC in your state, I mean.. most collection facilities have not yet "complied" to the law. They are still having regular Lab techs collect the specimens. If you are covered by the new laws (Md. is) and a CPC did not collect your sepcimen, you have an out. Law requires the tech to be highly trained in the CoC/collection procedure. Using this as a way out.. will only buy you some time. Precious time. Use it wisely. Your employer will find or demand their current Contracted collection facility to comply with the law.

I know about all this because I had to be trained as a CPC for my facility to be in compliance. To give you some idea of how deficient facilities are, We did not comply for several months and collected hundereds of specimens during our Non compliance.. and once we were in compliance, Only 2 out of 30 lab techs were trained. Training is expesive and hard to find as the training required is so new. There just are not many "trainers". I'd bet 80% of facilities are not in compliance, still.

[Anonymous]

first rate info.

[Anonymous]

On 2005-11-12 12:25:00, Anonymous wrote:

"and Water is the key to it all. Dilute that Metabolite/THC crystal ratio as much as possible. The test doesnt search for THC, it searches for the specific Metabolite the crystals attatch to.



When I say, find out about the law for CPC in your state, I mean.. most collection facilities have not yet "complied" to the law. They are still having regular Lab techs collect the specimens. If you are covered by the new laws (Md. is) and a CPC did not collect your sepcimen, you have an out. Law requires the tech to be highly trained in the CoC/collection procedure. Using this as a way out.. will only buy you some time. Precious time. Use it wisely. Your employer will find or demand their current Contracted collection facility to comply with the law.



I know about all this because I had to be trained as a CPC for my facility to be in compliance. To give you some idea of how deficient facilities are, We did not comply for several months and collected hundereds of specimens during our Non compliance.. and once we were in compliance, Only 2 out of 30 lab techs were trained. Training is expesive and hard to find as the training required is so new. There just are not many "trainers". I'd bet 80% of facilities are not in compliance, still."

yes, water is definitely one of the keys but another key is to also make sure that you are taking amutivitamin to make sure that your urine color stays bright yellow etc..y/w

[Anonymous]

Here's a clue -  get help for your drug problem.  Then you won't have to worry about drug screens.

 Anyone can test my pee anytime- no worries!

[Anonymous]

I would hardly say that smoking a joint at a Halloween party means they have a drug problem anon. the water suggestion is correct, but make sure you don't overdue. If urine is to diluted they will be unable to do the test. If unable to do the test or they detect a foriegn substance in the specimen ( many places sell stuff you actually put into your urine specimen and they test for that too) it's almost like having a positive result. Not quite as bad obviously but still shows some form of tampering with the specimen which means the same thing to your employer. Good luck.

[Anonymous]

Quick tabs do the trick.   And as you were advised prevouisly, don't smoke for 72 hours.  Drink water.  I smoked three days prior to my test, drank tons of H20, so much that I took a piss in the parking lot prior to walking in and by the time they tested me, my bladder was full.  Good luck.

[PerfectStraightling]

On 2005-12-01 19:47:00, Anonymous wrote:

"

 Here's a clue -  get help for your drug problem.  Then you won't have to worry about drug screens.



 Anyone can test my pee anytime- no worries!"

Yes and if I could fly I wouldn't have to worry about using the damned stairs.  :roll: [ This Message was edited by: JMA on 2005-12-02 17:25 ]

[001010]

Duct tape, a catheter, and somebody else's fresh warm pee. The rest is up to you.

Doh!

I forgot to log out. :grin:

You can do it! [said like the little Taco Bell Chihuahua]

Taco Bell Chihuahua Dies of Drug Overdose

Ex-superstar fell into depression after ads pulled; witness says last words were ?Yo quiero mas heroin?
    Los Angeles, CA. The small dog made famous from appearing in Taco Bell advertisements in the late 1990?s was found dead in a hotel room outside of Los Angeles late Monday morning.  Cleaning staff found the Chihuahua, named ?Chippy? lying motionless on the floor of his room when they came in to change the sheets and towels.  His death ends his all-to-familiar story of quick fame and fortune, followed by depression and heavy drug use after his once bright star began to fade.
     Friends of the talking dog were saddened by his death, but not shocked.  ?Chippy kind of fell apart after the (Taco Bell) ads stopped?, said actor and friend Corey Haim.  ?He had to deal with the sudden realization that his fifteen minutes were up, and that?s when (the drug use) started.  I tried to help him, but he didn?t want to be helped.?
     Chippy moved from his hometown of Des Moines, Iowa to Los Angeles seven years ago with hopes of commercial and television stardom, recalls childhood friend Andy Wertz.  ?He was a cute little dog, and he could talk.  He even learned Spanish to broaden his appeal.  No talking dog worked harder than Chippy?, said Wertz in a telephone interview.  
     After two years of minimum wage jobs, countless auditions, and a few forgettable non-speaking roles, Chippy landed the role of a lifetime.  He was cast as the Taco Bell Chihuahua, pitching the now infamous ?Yo Quiero Taco Bell? line in a series of popular television ads for the fast food giant.  His face soon appeared on t-shirts and billboards, and money and women were suddenly at Chippy?s disposal.  ?He had a lot of money, and he got a lot of bitches.  Literally.? said Haim.
    When Taco Bell began to run ads featuring ?extreme? teenagers taking very large bites of their tacos and burritos in 2000, Chippy was suddenly on the outside looking in.  ?He took it hard, being replaced by kids riding skateboards, yelling into the camera.  He felt that (Taco Bell) owed him more, a second line of ads or something?, said Haim.  But instead Taco Bell gave Chippy a pink slip, and with it a case of severe depression and a drug addiction that led to his death sometime Sunday night.
     ?I came in to clean the room, and there he was, the little Chihuahua.  I recognized him right away? said cleaning women Nancy Inez.  ?He had a little needle sticking out of his arm, and just before he passed, he looked at me and said ?Yo quiero mas heroin?.  Before I could go to my car and get him some, he died.?

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[PerfectStraightling]

Very resourceful! That's what you need anon, not less pot, but more resourcefullness! Think SUCCESS.

[001010]

:grin:

The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right.
--William Safire

[Anonymous]

So how'd the test go?