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Offline Tamsin

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« on: September 29, 2005, 05:10:00 PM »
Go for it. I'll do my best.
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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2005, 12:19:00 AM »
Best (worst) way to kill yourself....go. :smile:
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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2005, 12:38:00 AM »
Best (worst)way? Slowly. Worst (best?) way? Fuck to death.
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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2005, 01:11:00 AM »
How would one accomplish this?
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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2005, 01:56:00 PM »
Well, this is why I give such bad advice. I suppose one could fuck oneself to death if one has a coronary issue. Then, again, he might realize life is worth living after all.

Mission Not Accomplished.
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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2005, 02:43:00 PM »
My thoughts exactly (a coronary issue)

Then, again, he might not make that choice.
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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2005, 04:30:00 PM »
How do you deal with a co-worker that takes a shit at least 10 times a day at work and leaves the entire building reeking for hours? Please don't say Febreeze or Lysol because it's not helping and just making a fruit, chemical and shit smell.
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am looking for people who survived Straight in Plymouth, Michigan. I miss a lot of people there and wonder what happened and would like to stay in touch.

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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2005, 04:41:00 PM »
Put a sign on the inside of the door that says ....

WE ALL KNOW IT"S YOU!!

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« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2005, 08:35:00 PM »
Can you imagine having to go that often? The poor guy. Well, you could leave the sign on the door as Withdraw suggested... and the person would probably quit in shame. Or try the more subtle approach and put matches and natural orange odor spray (not chemical--at stores like Whole Foods/Trader Joes') in each stall.  They will probably get the hint and use these products willingly.   (Interestingly enough, this is exactly what we did at my last place of work... a lifesaver as our bathrooms were unisex and we all know men tend not to be as considerate.)

You could also give your co-worker the gift of Immodium.
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« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2005, 11:20:00 PM »
The chronic shitter is a chick!  :lol:
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am looking for people who survived Straight in Plymouth, Michigan. I miss a lot of people there and wonder what happened and would like to stay in touch.

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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2005, 01:36:00 AM »
How should snotty bitches be dealt with?
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« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2005, 10:52:00 AM »
Lots of kleenex..?
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« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2005, 04:20:00 PM »
Hmmmm. Snotty bitches should be given a nice spanking.
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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2005, 11:31:00 PM »
Can I give bad advice on this thread?  Or just ask for it?  Is it really free, or is there some kind of catch, like I have to subscribe to a magazine, or sign a one-year service contract?  And this "Free Bad Advice", what's it all about?  I mean, is it good, or is it whack?

Thanks
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« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2005, 12:28:00 AM »
You are welcome to participate in this thread in any way you feel necessary. The advice is free, but please feel free to send cash or a certified check made payable to me, Tamsin Le Bon.

(A disclaimer: All "subscribers" to this service should be aware of the principle "caveat emptor" and adjust their expectations accordingly.)
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