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Offline Anonymous

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Dear Dr. Fucktard
« on: September 23, 2005, 03:12:00 PM »
Help I need your advice.

Question #1

I'm seeing someone that has wandering eyes worse than myself. Should I ditch the person or stay until my lust fades?

Question #2

My eyes are also wandering. How do you suggest I get someone interested that doesn't know I'm alive?
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Dear Dr. Fucktard
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2005, 03:46:00 PM »
My advice anon is give up all hope. Set the person you are with free. Gouge out your wondering eyes and start smoking crack.
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Dear Dr. Fucktard
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2005, 03:48:00 PM »
No, they just need to talk to their sponsor and work the Steps.
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Dear Dr. Fucktard
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2005, 03:53:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-23 12:46:00, Anonymous wrote:

"My advice anon is give up all hope. Set the person you are with free. Gouge out your wondering eyes and start smoking crack."


I'll pass on the crack. I have other things in mind.
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Dear Dr. Fucktard
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2005, 04:08:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-23 12:48:00, Anonymous wrote:

"No, they just need to talk to their sponsor and work the Steps."


Their sponsor would tell them it's ok to drink. ::jawdrop::  ::boohoo::  :silly:
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Dear Dr. Fucktard
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2005, 04:14:00 PM »
I drink with sponsors.
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Dear Dr. Fucktard
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2005, 07:54:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-23 13:14:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I drink with sponsors."


I don't---those bastards always try to leave ya with the tab......
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Dear Dr. Fucktard
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2005, 08:18:00 PM »
::alieneyesa::  ::bangin::  ::kma::
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Dear Dr. Fucktard
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2005, 09:23:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-23 12:12:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Help I need your advice.



Question #1



I'm seeing someone that has wandering eyes worse than myself. Should I ditch the person or stay until my lust fades?



Question #2



My eyes are also wandering. How do you suggest I get someone interested that doesn't know I'm alive?"



So where the hell is Fucktard?  This person'e been waiting all goddamn day and it's about time they got a reply.....
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Dear Dr. Fucktard
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2005, 09:46:00 PM »
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So where the hell is Fucktard?  This person'e been waiting all goddamn day and it's about time they got a reply....."


What's your advice for the person? You're not the one that said smoke crack are you?
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Dear Dr. Fucktard
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2005, 09:52:00 PM »
Phew!!

It's been a rather busy day at SIBS today (lots of new intakes) so I haven't had  much time to play 'Dear Abbey' as of yet..

Please stay tuned, I'll be back later to see if I can offer any useful advice to you chemically-dependent, addle-brained druggies..
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Dear Dr. Fucktard
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2005, 07:17:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-23 12:48:00, Anonymous wrote:

"No, they just need to talk to their sponsor and work the Steps."
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Dear Dr. Fucktard
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2005, 08:22:00 PM »
To the O.P., you should up the ante.
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Dear Dr. Fucktard
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2005, 05:25:00 PM »
OP...Uh...i aint no Fucktard or nothin' but here's my answers to your questions:

1)Wanderin' eyes...such is life.  Nature finds a way.  Your alive.  Let the imagination play.  Don't make your lover your slave.

2)Learn to recite poetry.  i keep these 2 poems close by: "The 2nd Coming" by W.B. Yeates and "The Time I've Lost In Wooing" by Thomas Moore.  i've got 'em both memorized.  Wait until a natural stage has been set. By that i mean wait until the poem you have memorized is an appropriate response to the general conversation and then recite the poem.  i have found that when recited properly, that is to say dramatically but not over-dramatically,(presentation can be everything) people take notice.  And it's fun too, works great at the bar.   :wink:
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Dear Dr. Fucktard
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2005, 07:44:00 PM »
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OP...Uh...i aint no Fucktard or nothin'

You're goddamned right you're not, Pirate.. And don't you fucking forget it!! ::ftard::

God is second to me -- I'm number ONE, motherfucker!!!

Don't even look back! Don't even look upon me with your naked eye!!!  :skull:
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