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« Reply #45 on: September 23, 2005, 08:53:00 PM »
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At the same time? Impressive."


Still trying for that one. Hard to get all 3 together in the last let's say 20 years.
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« Reply #46 on: September 23, 2005, 08:54:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-23 17:52:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Did you meet them here, or did you know them prior to, or during, Straight?"


One during straight.
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« Reply #47 on: September 23, 2005, 09:04:00 PM »
I am the O.P.

That stands for Original Poster. Mmhmm.

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   1. Rumor or talk of a personal, sensational, or intimate nature.
   2. A person who habitually spreads intimate or private rumors or facts.

If you're going to gossip, please do it right!  

If you would rather not login, fine....but AT LEAST specify the person that you had sex with (or whatever) by giving their screen name....ok?

Thank you.


PS- this is not the *advice* column, that's the other thread.

PPS- I managed to chase off that crowbar-wielding mulatto.
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« Reply #48 on: September 23, 2005, 09:04:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-23 11:15:00, Anonymous wrote:


"Ruthie puts liquid LSD in her snatch."




THAT must be why I'm hallucinating......."


now that's just fucking gross......
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« Reply #49 on: September 23, 2005, 09:06:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-23 18:04:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I am the O.P.



That stands for Original Poster. Mmhmm.



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gos·sip  



   1. Rumor or talk of a personal, sensational, or intimate nature.

   2. A person who habitually spreads intimate or private rumors or facts.

If you're going to gossip, please do it right!  



If you would rather not login, fine....but AT LEAST specify the person that you had sex with (or whatever) by giving their screen name....ok?



Thank you.





PS- this is not the *advice* column, that's the other thread.



PPS- I managed to chase off that crowbar-wielding mulatto. "



You first.
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« Reply #50 on: September 23, 2005, 09:07:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-23 18:04:00, Anonymous wrote:



If you would rather not login, fine....but AT LEAST specify the person that you had sex with (or whatever) by giving their screen name....ok?



Thank you.






OK, OK.......it was Alice Rollins
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« Reply #51 on: September 23, 2005, 09:09:00 PM »
Hey, OP, how much is it worth to ya for me NOT to drop the dirt I know about you?









Just kidding----and I think it's really cool you got to have sex with Fucktard, I know you've been after him for a while now.
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« Reply #52 on: September 23, 2005, 09:12:00 PM »
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OK, OK.......it was Alice Rollins"


Who's that?
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« Reply #53 on: September 23, 2005, 09:16:00 PM »
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OK, OK.......it was Alice Rollins"




Who's that?"


 Did I ever mention the time I fucked that Group Staff Supervisor bitch  :flame:  :flame:   , Alice Rollins? I was on 3rd phase and going to school at Mirror Lake in St. Petersburg, when one day, after school, I heard an older female voice call from behind me. I turned around, surprised to see Alice Rollins.
"I'm giving you a ride today", she said, flashing that sexy smile of hers and indicating a large Cadillac with tinted windows.
"Thanks Alice. I love you Alice" I replied, holding her door open for her. I went around to the other side of the car and was shocked to see a bottle of Cutty Sark and a couple of shot glasses in plain sight, right next to a tray of sensimilla and a mirror with two fat, white rails laid out on it.
"Don't be nervous" she said, "we'll just have a little party here. It'll be our little secret." She uncapped the Cutty and took a long pull, then passed me the bottle. I tilted my head back for a long draw of scotch, and heard her snorting up a line as I felt her hand groping at my cock and balls. I took another deep draw from the bottle as fear, revulsion ,and a sick sense of desire filled me.
"It's OK" she said, "here--do a line"
I took the mirror she handed me, and the rolled up $100 bill, and bent down to see my wild-eyed reflection in the mirror as she unzipped my pants.
"I've never done coke before" I said, kind of nervously.
"Oh, that's not cocaine, silly boy, that's PCP. It's very decadent. William and I like to do it when we watch bestiality movies we made on our honeymoon".
"Oh", I said, feeling my dick reluctantly getting hard to her touch and a buzzing noise in my head.
"Why don't you roll us a joint?" she said, right before she bent down and swollowed my engorged prick and began skillfully fellating me.
"Sure, Alice. I love you, Alice" I said, feeling hazy yet strangely aroused as she continued inhaling my shaft.
Suddenly she stopped sucking, sat up, and told me to light up the joint I had barely been able to roll. As I lit it up and took a deep toke into my lungs, she pulled down the black polyester slacks she was wearing to reveal that she had no panties on. She took the joint from me, hit it a couple of times, thenthrew herself over the seat, with her ass in the air.
"FUCK ME ! FUCK ME IN THE ASS LIKE THE SLUT I AM!" she screamed, and I plunged my drug-crazed dick into her bung hole, feeling her convulse with joy as I buried my dick in her ass.
She passed the joint back to me and I hit it again and again as I continued probing her anus with my johnson. Sweat poured down my face and I continued to pump her butt as I wiped the perspiration of my forehead. She began screaming again, making wild animal noises, and just as I was about to cum, she yelled out "Look over your shoulder RIGHT NOW!"
Startled, I did as she said, and what I saw when I did was a sight I will never foget. Over my shoulder I saw Miller Newton, dressed in a torn Girl Scout uniform, furiously masturbating himself as he watched us. Then he pulled out a bible, and opened it up so he could ejaculate within it's pages.
I guess it was the PCP, maybe the weed, or the scotch, but I statred laughing. Alice slapped me across the face and said " You just got yourself a 3-day Away From Home, Druggie".
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« Reply #54 on: September 23, 2005, 09:18:00 PM »
::bwahaha2::  ::bwahaha2::  ::drummer::  ::drummer::  ::puke::
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« Reply #55 on: September 24, 2005, 12:43:00 AM »
-What?
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« Reply #56 on: September 24, 2005, 12:44:00 AM »
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On 2005-09-23 18:04:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I am the O.P.



That stands for Original Poster. Mmhmm.



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gos·sip  



   1. Rumor or talk of a personal, sensational, or intimate nature.

   2. A person who habitually spreads intimate or private rumors or facts.

If you're going to gossip, please do it right!  



If you would rather not login, fine....but AT LEAST specify the person that you had sex with (or whatever) by giving their screen name....ok?



Thank you.





PS- this is not the *advice* column, that's the other thread.



PPS- I managed to chase off that crowbar-wielding mulatto. "


I was David Bowman.
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« Reply #57 on: September 24, 2005, 12:47:00 AM »
again....

-what?
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« Reply #58 on: September 24, 2005, 11:15:00 AM »
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Just kidding----and I think it's really cool you got to have sex with Fucktard, I know you've been after him for a while now.

Who can resist a crusty old man with tattoos on his face?
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« Reply #59 on: September 24, 2005, 11:36:00 AM »
I can't.
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