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Offline Dr Fucktard

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« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2005, 03:58:00 PM »
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Oh I said I'd keep my fingers off the keyboard regarding this, but alas I could not exist.

LOL, I hear ya - I could not "exist" without you straightlings, as dragonfly pointed out earlier. :lol:
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« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2005, 04:03:00 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2005, 04:19:00 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2005, 04:24:00 PM »
Well, it was called Humor, with a few accuracies.
Even pure fiction has a loose accuracy somewhere.

Anyway...

I keep hearing alot about looting "TVs vs. Food".  Okay, I see the surface argument, but let's look a little deeper.

Say you've already hit the grocery store, and you have enough sustenance to last you and your family  for six months.  Say you've already hit the mall and the clothing stores, and stockpiled enough undies to get you thru next year.  

But you have no shelter, and now, your place of employment has blown away.

You may have already heard the plight of Florida's  victims already being told you that FEMA shelters are limited, and there's really no telling whether you'll be lucky enough to spend the next year (Yes, year - I live in SW FL and we have two very large FEMA parks here), in a two bedroom single wide with your entire family.  You may have just have to resort to renting an RV and parking it next to the foundation that was once your house.  (I know a family who had to do this, and they are finally moving back into the house - as of two weeks ago.)

So, you grab whatever you can in a panic, because once it all "blows over", so to speak, you might be able to sell that TV, DVD player... whatever... to make the monthly bill on your emergency housing.

What is the retail store going to do with it anyway, besides write it off as a loss, and collect insurance money?

Oh, and another question:  Why the folks around here that had the big savings accounts so they didn't have to rely on the insurance companies (they had the cash to rebuild immediately) - bitching because the people in the FEMA parks are "still living rent free"?? No homes to move in to, mind you... but they're still supposed to be out "by now".

Think outside your TV, people.
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« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2005, 04:31:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-21 12:58:00, Dr Fucktard wrote:

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Oh I said I'd keep my fingers off the keyboard regarding this, but alas I could not exist.

LOL, I hear ya - I could not "exist" without you straightlings, as dragonfly pointed out earlier. :lol:
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Look buddy it's a long day. I changed to it "resist". Why was I thinking "exist" I don't really know.
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am looking for people who survived Straight in Plymouth, Michigan. I miss a lot of people there and wonder what happened and would like to stay in touch.

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« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2005, 04:35:00 PM »
It is about race as well. There's no reason it should have taken 5 days to help people. For the people left behind, America already didn't give 2 shits about them before this tradgedy. If anyone cared as much as they do now, the people would have had the resources to leave before this mess.
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« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2005, 04:36:00 PM »
I agree that we should adapt more to mother nature. I also agree that human beings are waaaaay self centered and egotistical...

But the big difference today from the time of our ancestors is that big business is destroying the planet (at least its ability to sustain most life) and GWB is doing everything his power to help this process along... I personally believe that these hurricanes may be the planets immune system fighting back against the inhabitants that are trying to kill it...US!

Also, I believe in personal responsibility but there had to be some empathy (and realism)involved in the equation. Blaming impoversished people for not getting out of the path of Katrina even though they did not have $ or vehicles is very similar to blaming all of the kids in Str8 for not "copping out"...after all it was a choice not to "cop out"
so if they did not "cop out" they got what they deserved...
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« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2005, 04:36:00 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2005, 04:48:00 PM »
shit...y'all still jawbonin' about this bullshit? it's a nice day..least it is here..oh maybe yous have jobs. :smile:
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« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2005, 04:50:00 PM »
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I personally could survive, 1)because I have an inate ability to think independantly and creatively. 2)I am also trained in the ways of wilderness survival techniques. 3)I have a will to survive, like an animal survives. 4)I know I have a right to survive...

hey withdraw -- whaddya say you do the huntin' and the foragin', & I'll cook fer us...I'm a damned good cook..
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« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2005, 04:54:00 PM »
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don't ya know what "ther" means?

"ther"? please explain, this oughtta be good...
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« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2005, 04:54:00 PM »
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« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2005, 04:55:00 PM »
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« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2005, 04:56:00 PM »
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I forgot to add.. I agree that Global warming is/can be true. and again... WE created that , even if only by not standing up early enough to make a diffrence.

Phew! I was hoping you wouldn't forget to mention this. :razz:
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« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2005, 05:02:00 PM »
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