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A Visit to the Asylum: Are You Normal?
« on: September 14, 2005, 05:17:00 PM »
A visit to the asylum...
 
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be  institutionalized?"
 
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to  the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."
 
1. Would  you use the spoon?
 
2. Would you use the teacup?
 
3. Would you  use the bucket?
 
"Oh, I understand," said the  visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger  than the spoon or the teacup."
 
"Noooooo," answered  the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."
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