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« on: September 01, 2005, 08:24:00 PM »
After Marty's graduation from Elan he had nowhere to go. His tribe was long gone and had no family to speak of.

So Joe decide to hire Marty on at Elan as a staff. Marty was very excited he told Joe that he suh nw have even more powers then senior coordinator and reentry and looked forward to dishing out L.E.'s.

Kruglik also had a second job too, that was being a servant to Joe and his family. Joe told Marty that he is too be his butler and house keeper. Marty who had no place to live, was ofered shelter in addition to his two jobs.

Kruglik who was housed in a 12x12 wooden garden shed on the Riccis estate was grateful to Joe.

For Marty's salary Joe started him off at $150.00 a week. Joe Also said if he were to remain loyal that Joe would get him a car to use. But Marty first had to apply for a drivers license which is an entire different story.

Marty's first day on the job at elan was a memorable one, according to old school residents.Marty totally abused his power and made everyone knock on a door. He issued bizar L.E.'s and called 4 G.M's.

The corruption of the Kruglik was now born.
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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2005, 11:21:00 AM »
When Marty called the first student, a young Michael Skakel, up for a GM, he said.... "Michael, you suh will confess to murder of girl or me suh give you very harsh LE."

Michael continued to deny the murder, so a young Jeffrey Gottlieb screamed "YA GOT A BELLYFUL OF FUCKING GUILT!  PUT HIM IN A CHAIR IN THE CORNER!!"

Michael was forced to sit in the corner, where Marty made an unusual concession.  Taking a flask from his loincloth, Marty offered Michael a drink.  "You suh have firewater," Marty proclaimed.  Michael was puzzled, but he drank and began to get really drunk.  Turning to Michael's SP, Marty proclaimed... "You suh leave now."  The SP took off.

As Michael Skakel began to really feel the effects of the booze, Marty began doing a dance around the living room.  "Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh...."  

Suddenly Michael realized he was being subjected to the Sodomize the Corner Kid game, which had been a tradition ever since Marty became an expeditor.  He got up and tried to leave, but Marty tied him to the chair and shaved his head to a mohawk -- "You suh proud Injun now," Chief Kruglik proclaimed.  Then to drown out his screams, Marty gagged Michael with his loincloth (which really smelled awful).  Then as Michael almost choked from the smell of Marty's nuts, Marty gave him a Mongoloid Indian verbal reprimand.  "HI-YUH HI-YUH... YOU SUH DEMAND CHANGE FROM YOUSELF AND YOU SUH PEERS.... HI-YUH HI-YUH... ME SUH NOW SHOVE DILDO UP YOUR ASSHOLE...HI-YUH HI-YUH.. YOU SO WANT TO FUCK BUFFALO IN NO TIME."

Michael was helpless.  Marty then unzipped Michael's pants.  Michael was trying to kick Marty, so Marty put him in plastic leg restraints before easing the dildo in his ass and tickling his balls with a lice-infested feather.  Marty then screamed a warrior cry and said... "YOU SUH NOW CRYING... YOU SUH READY TO CONFESS?"  Michael nodded.  The testimony was later used to convict him at the trial.
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« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2005, 11:33:00 AM »
"Marty then unzipped Michael's pants. Michael was trying to kick Marty, so Marty put him in plastic leg restraints before easing the dildo in his ass and tickling his balls with a lice-infested feather. Marty then screamed a warrior cry and said... "YOU SUH NOW CRYING... YOU SUH READY TO CONFESS?" Michael nodded. The testimony was later used to convict him at the trial."

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« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2005, 12:12:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-02 08:21:00, Elan Reporter's Assistant wrote:

"When Marty called the first student, a young Michael Skakel, up for a GM, he said.... "Michael, you suh will confess to murder of girl or me suh give you very harsh LE."



Michael continued to deny the murder, so a young Jeffrey Gottlieb screamed "YA GOT A BELLYFUL OF FUCKING GUILT!  PUT HIM IN A CHAIR IN THE CORNER!!"



Michael was forced to sit in the corner, where Marty made an unusual concession.  Taking a flask from his loincloth, Marty offered Michael a drink.  "You suh have firewater," Marty proclaimed.  Michael was puzzled, but he drank and began to get really drunk.  Turning to Michael's SP, Marty proclaimed... "You suh leave now."  The SP took off.



As Michael Skakel began to really feel the effects of the booze, Marty began doing a dance around the living room.  "Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh...."  



Suddenly Michael realized he was being subjected to the Sodomize the Corner Kid game, which had been a tradition ever since Marty became an expeditor.  He got up and tried to leave, but Marty tied him to the chair and shaved his head to a mohawk -- "You suh proud Injun now," Chief Kruglik proclaimed.  Then to drown out his screams, Marty gagged Michael with his loincloth (which really smelled awful).  Then as Michael almost choked from the smell of Marty's nuts, Marty gave him a Mongoloid Indian verbal reprimand.  "HI-YUH HI-YUH... YOU SUH DEMAND CHANGE FROM YOUSELF AND YOU SUH PEERS.... HI-YUH HI-YUH... ME SUH NOW SHOVE DILDO UP YOUR ASSHOLE...HI-YUH HI-YUH.. YOU SO WANT TO FUCK BUFFALO IN NO TIME."



Michael was helpless.  Marty then unzipped Michael's pants.  Michael was trying to kick Marty, so Marty put him in plastic leg restraints before easing the dildo in his ass and tickling his balls with a lice-infested feather.  Marty then screamed a warrior cry and said... "YOU SUH NOW CRYING... YOU SUH READY TO CONFESS?"  Michael nodded.  The testimony was later used to convict him at the trial."

Sounds a little bit like the confession was coerced.  I really don't care though, as long as that golf-club wielding freak is in the tank.

I never thought I'd say this, but...Good job, Marty.
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« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2005, 02:37:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-02 08:21:00, Elan Reporter's Assistant wrote:

"When Marty called the first student, a young Michael Skakel, up for a GM, he said.... "Michael, you suh will confess to murder of girl or me suh give you very harsh LE."



Michael continued to deny the murder, so a young Jeffrey Gottlieb screamed "YA GOT A BELLYFUL OF FUCKING GUILT!  PUT HIM IN A CHAIR IN THE CORNER!!"



Michael was forced to sit in the corner, where Marty made an unusual concession.  Taking a flask from his loincloth, Marty offered Michael a drink.  "You suh have firewater," Marty proclaimed.  Michael was puzzled, but he drank and began to get really drunk.  Turning to Michael's SP, Marty proclaimed... "You suh leave now."  The SP took off.



As Michael Skakel began to really feel the effects of the booze, Marty began doing a dance around the living room.  "Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh...."  



Suddenly Michael realized he was being subjected to the Sodomize the Corner Kid game, which had been a tradition ever since Marty became an expeditor.  He got up and tried to leave, but Marty tied him to the chair and shaved his head to a mohawk -- "You suh proud Injun now," Chief Kruglik proclaimed.  Then to drown out his screams, Marty gagged Michael with his loincloth (which really smelled awful).  Then as Michael almost choked from the smell of Marty's nuts, Marty gave him a Mongoloid Indian verbal reprimand.  "HI-YUH HI-YUH... YOU SUH DEMAND CHANGE FROM YOUSELF AND YOU SUH PEERS.... HI-YUH HI-YUH... ME SUH NOW SHOVE DILDO UP YOUR ASSHOLE...HI-YUH HI-YUH.. YOU SO WANT TO FUCK BUFFALO IN NO TIME."



Michael was helpless.  Marty then unzipped Michael's pants.  Michael was trying to kick Marty, so Marty put him in plastic leg restraints before easing the dildo in his ass and tickling his balls with a lice-infested feather.  Marty then screamed a warrior cry and said... "YOU SUH NOW CRYING... YOU SUH READY TO CONFESS?"  Michael nodded.  The testimony was later used to convict him at the trial."


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« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2005, 02:58:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-01 17:24:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:

 But Marty first had to apply for a drivers license which is an entire different story.




Can't wait to hear it!  (Did he try to take the road test riding a buffalo?)
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