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Offline Anonymous

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Hey CRUZ?
« on: August 26, 2005, 10:42:00 AM »
Greg's got 2 turntables and a microphone

Where ya at Dogg? :question:  
Where's cruz at :question:

Greg's got 2 turntables and a microphone

Blue du-rags.
Blue du-rags.

Cruz got 2 turntables and a microphone

And a flat nose. :smokin:
Rappin on da mic while he sings this song :lol:
Brings lots of street whores to his home :lol:  

Where's Cruz at?
Where's Cruz at?
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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2005, 11:05:00 AM »
umm.. smoking crack?
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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2005, 11:07:00 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2005, 12:15:00 PM »
On my first day of gang bangin Greg Gruz gave to me.

A forty ounce of O.E.

On my second day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me,

1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my third day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

An Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my forth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

Keys to his Isuzu
An Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my fifth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my sixth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me

2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my seventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my eighth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my nith day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my tenth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my eleventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt
A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On the twelveth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

3 golden teeth
A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt
A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.







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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2005, 12:34:00 PM »
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

Too fucking funny!
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2005, 12:40:00 PM »
Greg Cruz the flat nose gangsta
had a very flat nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say its gross

All of the other gangsta
used to laugh and call him names
they wouldn't let Greg Cruz
play any gangsta games

Then one foggy drive by night
Flava Flav came to say
Greg Cruz with your nose so flat
won't you drive my Isuzu pup tonight

Then all the gangsta's respected him
they shoplifted Greg some O.E.
Greg Cruz the flat nose gangsta
you will go down in history.
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2005, 12:48:00 PM »
YES! YES! ENCORE!

I actually tried to write a version of Marty's "The Christmas Song" last year.  I will post another one tonight.
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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2005, 12:51:00 PM »
Buffalo penis's roasting on an open fire
Marty Kruglik nipping at a young boys crouch
I.M.R chants being chanted by a Indian Mongoloid
And Kruglik dressed up like a Buffalo

Everyone knows some hi yuh yuh and buffalo
helps to make the I.M.R. bright
Tiny tots with their penis's sticking out
will find their way in Marty's mouth

They know that Marty is a pediphile
He's raped lots of Buffalo and young boys today
And every mothers child is going to ask why
Marty Kruglik likes to molest guys

And so Marty is offering this simple phrase
hi yuh yuh yuh,hi yuh yuh yuh yuh
me suh like buffalo and me suh gay
a very hi yuh yuh yuh to you


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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2005, 12:53:00 PM »
Yes, sort of like that!  More tonight!
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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2005, 06:46:00 PM »
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Buffalo penis's roasting on an open fire
Marty Kruglik nipping at a young boys crouch
I.M.R chants being chanted by a Indian Mongoloid
And Kruglik dressed up like a Buffalo

Everyone knows some hi yuh yuh and buffalo
helps to make the I.M.R. bright
Tiny tots with their penis's sticking out
will find their way in Marty's mouth

They know that Marty is a pediphile
He's raped lots of Buffalo and young boys today
And every mothers child is going to ask why
Marty Kruglik likes to molest guys

And so Marty is offering this simple phrase
hi yuh yuh yuh,hi yuh yuh yuh yuh
me suh like buffalo and me suh gay
a very hi yuh yuh yuh to you

 ::bwahaha::  :tup:  :tup:
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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2005, 08:21:00 PM »
2 turntables and a microphone
2 blue du-rags and a cellular phone  
Drinking 40's and smokin bones  
Rappin on da mic while he sings this song  
Brings lots of street whores to his home

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2005, 09:33:00 PM »
what is with you people??????????
are you that jealous of him? they do say you put down the people you are jealous of, is that your problem?I mean you guys say the same shit over and over again, and you laugh about it over and over again, Nigger this Nigger that, Marty did this he did that? wow dont you guys see a fucking problem with that?Are you really that imature? or just plain retarded????????
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« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2005, 09:34:00 PM »
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 what is with you people??????????
are you that jealous of him? they do say you put down the people you are jealous of, is that your problem?I mean you guys say the same shit over and over again, and you laugh about it over and over again, Nigger this Nigger that, Marty did this he did that? wow dont you guys see a fucking problem with that?Are you really that imature? or just plain retarded????????


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just thought id write it twice so you could understand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2005, 05:13:00 PM »
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 what is with you people??????????

are you that jealous of him? they do say you put down the people you are jealous of, is that your problem?I mean you guys say the same shit over and over again, and you laugh about it over and over again, Nigger this Nigger that, Marty did this he did that? wow dont you guys see a fucking problem with that?Are you really that imature? or just plain retarded????????





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just thought id write it twice so you could understand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


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« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2005, 12:23:00 PM »
:nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:

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