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« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2005, 12:50:00 AM »
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On 2005-08-25 21:45:00, Elan Reporter's Assistant wrote:

"It's not a fucking political board, all right?  I don't work for social change or justice or tell people what to do or think on this board!  This is a politically incorrect board.  Take your "silence doesn't equal innocence" crap to some whiny tree-hugging college campus and eat your tofu, read your Thoreau and write your poetry.  But leave me out of it.  Here's my Haiku for you:



Suck my balls right now

And then go eat your tofu

Haiku writing fuck



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Take your stupid racist ass out of this country you sack of shit!
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« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2005, 01:00:00 AM »
Wow, I really pissed you off!  There you go throwing the racial accusation again with nothing to back it up.  Not racist at all, just a little more conservative than you.  Don't you pinko college students call that "diversity."  But typical hypocrites you are, you only want diversity of certain types.  And now you tell me to leave the country?  HA!  

Stupid Haiku writing motherfucker.  As you can see, I amended my Haiku on you, because I think the middle line requires nine, not seven syllables.  Here's another Haiku for you:

Stupid Anon post
By silly little boy not helped
By Elan hi-yuh
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« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2005, 01:07:00 AM »
I was wrong as seven, not nine, syllables are indeed required to complete the middle line.  Henceforth:

Me Marty Kruglik
Me suh love scalp teenagers
Me suh eat bull balls
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« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2005, 01:25:00 AM »
Please stop insulting people with conservative values by trying to lump racism into it. Conservatism and racism are two seperate things.
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« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2005, 07:02:00 AM »
Again -- not saying that either.  And not racist.  Very un-racist, actually.  Just more conservative to the point of not whining about "silence does not equal innocence" (on a Fornits board, no less) like this 18-year-old haiku writing motherfucker who doesn't know shit about life over here.
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« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2005, 08:10:00 AM »
you are a racist, you and everyone knows it.  I thought you were smart, smart people dont need others to point out the obvious.
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« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2005, 10:11:00 AM »
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On 2005-08-26 06:54:00, artman11111 wrote:

"Suck my balls right now



And then go eat your tofu



Haiku writing fuck

 

you have no balls    !!!!!

you post without a name .. and if your hangin with your other anon buddy   you are a racist!!!

judged by the world by the company you keep !

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And once again the gayness of Artman continues on. Looks like somebody hasn't gone to their local gay bar in awhile and needs to get out.
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« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2005, 10:18:00 AM »
First indians,now haiku's.This board is getting cultural. :eek:
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« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2005, 10:44:00 AM »
[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:48 ]
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« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2005, 12:30:00 PM »
[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:48 ]
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« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2005, 12:43:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-26 09:37:00, artman11111 wrote:

"Very weak!  

if thats all ya got ... I am outa here

Sissy"


Want some entertainment Art? Go read my gangsta carol songs
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« Reply #26 on: August 27, 2005, 11:35:00 AM »
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On 2005-08-26 11:11:00, artman11111 wrote:

"Your a very little boy,with many sexual issues including but not limited to your homesexual needs.Not that its bad to be gay... Come throw a tantrum at my place....sissy"

Trying to lure kids to your home for homosexual adult-on-child relations is NOT FUNNY.

This phase is called "grooming the victim" and is a common tactic used by child molesters.

"Only I understand you.  Only I will care for you.  You can trust me.  Come to my house."

What's left out is : "I want to fuck you in the ass."

You're a VERY SICK MAN, Artie.  VERY SICK.
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« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2005, 12:35:00 PM »
[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:48 ]
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« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2005, 12:44:00 PM »
It couldn't hurt to notify the cops.  

I can just picture 'ol Artie frantically trying to erase the kiddie-porn from his computer while the police are kicking the door in...  

Those fat, sweaty, child-fondling fingers desperately trying to hit the "delete" key, but to no avail because they cops are all over him yelling "GET DOWN!  GET DOWN!" while pepper-spraying him in the face.
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« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2005, 12:47:00 PM »
It's already been done. Clearly in one of his responses he is proposing and encouraging sex with certain individuals, if any of those individuals happen to be a minor, then Arthur Warshawski or what ever his name is, is gonna find himself in deep shit.

I for one DO NOT find any of his propositions for gay sex funny and I have notified the F.B.I of his possible intentions.

Artie you can try to delete what you wrote but it is too late. It is in the hands of the proper authorities now.

I just hope Artie you are what you say you are, because in prison, it is no laughing matter. They will make you their BITCH, and you will be the most hated inmate. All inmates hate baby rapers.
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