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Offline Mister Pink

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« Reply #180 on: August 23, 2005, 03:48:00 PM »
IF YOU CAN MAKE UP WORDS LIKE 'HAT FAG' AND 'WORM BURP' - YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH BELIEVE ANYTHING
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« Reply #181 on: August 23, 2005, 03:48:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-23 12:46:00, Anonymous wrote:

"We should really stop picking on Leticia.  I was in Elan with her.  She's really not very smart. her brain can't handle this. She didn't graduate the program and she didn't get her high school diploma.  I don't know why she feels the need to lie about this.  "


I was there too.She broke cardinal rules with Marty.
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« Reply #182 on: August 23, 2005, 03:48:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-23 12:46:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"I WIPED MY DICK ON YOUR DAUGHTER CURTAINS WHEN I WAS DONE - YOU MIGHT WANNA CLEAN THAT UP
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NAW, YOUR MAMA USED THAT CURTAIN TO STUFF YOUR ASS WITH.... SHE SAID YOU KNOW YOU NEED TO COME OUT THAT BASEMENT AND SUCK HER DICK!
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« Reply #183 on: August 23, 2005, 03:48:00 PM »
MARTY BROKE SEVERAL THINGS OFF IN HER TOO, I HEARD.

hiyuhhiyuhhiyuh
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« Reply #184 on: August 23, 2005, 03:49:00 PM »

I was there too.She broke cardinal rules with Marty."
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JEALOUSY SHOWING AGAIN....  YOU STILL HAVE MR PINK'S CUNT TO LICK.....
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« Reply #185 on: August 23, 2005, 03:49:00 PM »
DIRTY, MISSHAPEN, WOODEN THINGS MADE BY A CERTAIN NIGHTGUARD....
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« Reply #186 on: August 23, 2005, 03:49:00 PM »
That's how she got the syphilis that warranted the merkin.
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« Reply #187 on: August 23, 2005, 03:50:00 PM »
SHE CRAPPED THEM OUT WHEN SHE LEFT ELAN AND NOW SHE THINKS SHE HAS KIDS - MAN, IS SHE STOOPID.
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« Reply #188 on: August 23, 2005, 03:50:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-23 12:48:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"MARTY BROKE SEVERAL THINGS OFF IN HER TOO, I HEARD.



hiyuhhiyuhhiyuh
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YEAH YOU HEARD, WE KNOW YOU WEREN'T THERE.... YOU DON'T LEAVE THE BASEMENT....  YOU WERE STILL SITTING IN THAT SMELLY CHAIR OF YOURS..... SMELLS LIKE SPOILED PINK MILK, FROM YOUR WASHED UP CUNT!
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« Reply #189 on: August 23, 2005, 03:50:00 PM »
BUT SHE WANTS DEM TO GIT A HIGH SKOOL DIPLOMA, SO DEY CAN GO PLACES, JUS LIKE THERE MOMMA
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« Reply #190 on: August 23, 2005, 03:52:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-23 12:48:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"IF YOU CAN MAKE UP WORDS LIKE 'HAT FAG' AND 'WORM BURP' - YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH BELIEVE ANYTHING
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BURP WORM DUMBASS -  NOT WORM BURP.....  & I EXPECT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, 'CAUSE YOU NO DICK ....
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« Reply #191 on: August 23, 2005, 03:54:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-23 12:52:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:
'CAUSE YOU NO DICK ....
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Now, were you trying to imply I don't have a dick, or that I don't know dick? because i'm pretty sure you'd be wrong either way, just like your ebonics monkey spelling

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« Reply #192 on: August 23, 2005, 03:54:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-23 12:44:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"AH, YOUR LITTLE MUNCHKINS - I REMEMBER - I MADE YOUR DAUGHTER CRY TWICE LAST NIGHT
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ADMITTING TO BEING A CHILD MOLESTER....  SURE SOME PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION.....  RIGHT FAGGOT! YOU ARE A LOSER, WOMAN KNOW BETTER THAN TO LET YOUR CUNT COME NEAR THEM.....  CHILD MOLESTER....  OH YEAH, YOU WERE IN ELAN FOR FUCKING YOUR MAMA.
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« Reply #193 on: August 23, 2005, 03:54:00 PM »
I think  burping the worm might mean to choke the chicken.yet another way to say GO JERK OFF LITTLE DICK BITCH ON YO MAMMA!
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« Reply #194 on: August 23, 2005, 03:55:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-23 12:54:00, Mister Pink wrote:

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On 2005-08-23 12:52:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:

'CAUSE YOU NO DICK ....

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Now, were you trying to imply I don't have a dick, or that I don't know dick? because i'm pretty sure you'd be wrong either way, just like your ebonics monkey spelling



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"PRETTY SURE LIKE YOUR EBONICS...."  SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY!
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