So the story goes like this..........

[Anonymous]

Syn been over at fornits for the last 2 1/2 years, and out of all that time he has had nothing funny to say or come up with any creative idea. He did write that he wanted to go up to Elan and vandilize it and fuck up some staff members.

Three months ago the reporter shows up, then the Reporters assistant, then Pink comes along with his brilliant perfecto one liners, " who by the way started the entire revoultion off with his great comments."

Then the elan bots story fell into place, "fuckin brilliant". A masterpeice by Mister Pink.

Then we had more elan storys about Marty and buffalos and pictures soon did followed thanks to the amazing talent of the assisitant.

And during all this time syn had no creative ideas, and nothing funny to say about Elan except that he wanted to go up there and " fuk shit up". LOSER!

So now Syn rebels and uses his jealousy to feed his cause. You really need to get a life Syn.

You accuse us of having multiple characters attacking you here, you say that the reporter, pink, assistant, ect are all the same person. Sorry Syn, they are NOT.

You little BOY have enimies here, there is many people that dislike you Syn, so just deal with it.

And by the Way, why cant you just stay at your little elan board that was provided for you?

[Mister Pink]

yeah, whatever happened to that? why do you come around here whining because we have a sense of humor and your a stock boy? isn't that kind of lame/queer/boring? anyway - read your manual SyN

Elan Robot Technical Manual: Models B-20, B-25, & B-50. By Senior Mechanic Peter M. Rowe:

"Having your B-20, B-25, or B-50 (SyN-Bot) model knock on a door is a very effective tool in maintaining your syn-bot. Syn-bots, from the time they were an expeditor, were trained to work as lower level store clerks in liquor stores, gay pornography shops, Wal-Marts, and fast food chains. The masturbation issue you've described should not create any long lasting problems, only minor annoyances during functioning; as syn-bots were equipped only with ovaries (model: B-20), a complete lack of a penis (model: B-25) or a lack of any genitalia whatsover (model B-25B,C, & B-50). However, daily verbal reprimands can cut down on this behavior."

"While your syn-bots claims of grandeur (in your case; wine store owner) can be quite shocking to anyone who knows the truth, please remember: elan-bots require fantasy realities to make themselves feel superior, and also to continue living. Do not worry, your syn-bot will not kill you in your sleep and take over your store or place of business. The elan-diploma guarantees both a third grade level education, and no upward mobility in the workforce."

"THe IMR and the Poland Maine Robot Factory would not recommend trading in your SyN-bot (B-20, B-25, B-50) for a Cruz-bot (A-101, A-102). The latter model will not be able either to hold a job or follow orders without constant supervision and higher maintenance cost. IF still under warrany, your syn-bot may be brought back ot the IMR free of charge and inspected by Chief Mechanic Chief Martin R. Kruglick. CM Martin will fill your synbot with the proper lubricant, and re-insert the ramrod into your robot, which should clear up some of the latter rpoblems you've mentioned."
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