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« on: August 20, 2005, 10:07:00 PM »
My Letissue elan-bot eats everything in sight, even when I bring it grocery shopping, what do I do?

My Letissue elan-bot refuses to douche even after pulled up, what should I do next?

I delegated my Letissue elan-bot to sweep staff zone and then mop it but after it's told to do it, it always goes to the bathroom and G.I's the toilets. Any thoughts?
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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2005, 10:18:00 PM »
heres an idea, stop beeing an attention seeking freak and pop a valium or twenty. DINK
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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2005, 10:24:00 PM »
Beeing like as in bumble beeing? bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz NIGGER!
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2005, 10:31:00 PM »
oh no the skinny white meth head trasiler trash called me a nigger.  Look up in a dictionary, (if and since you dont know what a dictionary is ask your welfare worker) what the meaning of nigger is you indignant bitch. and look that one up too. if you cant pronounce it, well then fuk you. DEEEZ
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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2005, 11:01:00 PM »
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"My Letissue elan-bot eats everything in sight, even when I bring it grocery shopping, what do I do?



My Letissue elan-bot refuses to douche even after pulled up, what should I do next?



I delegated my Letissue elan-bot to sweep staff zone and then mop it but after it's told to do it, it always goes to the bathroom and G.I's the toilets. Any thoughts?"



Give it a twinkie and put a dildo in its mouth.
The Lettissue-bot was created to guzzle cum and eat men out of house and home, so the dildo acts as a pcifier, the twinkie as dessert,
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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2005, 11:02:00 PM »
pacifier.
Please excuse the misprint, my Lettissue-bot had her giant pillow hand on my keyboard.
She wants my steak, or my hand, i am not sure which.Boy is she hungry. AND VIOLENT.
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2005, 11:04:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-20 19:07:00, Anonymous wrote:


"My Letissue elan-bot eats everything in sight, even when I bring it grocery shopping, what do I do?





My Letissue elan-bot refuses to douche even after pulled up, what should I do next?





I delegated my Letissue elan-bot to sweep staff zone and then mop it but after it's told to do it, it always goes to the bathroom and G.I's the toilets. Any thoughts?"






Give it a twinkie and put a dildo in its mouth.

The Lettissue-bot was created to guzzle cum and eat men out of house and home, so the dildo acts as a pcifier, the twinkie as dessert,"


Oh boy! I just gave it a twinkie and a dildo and my Letissue elan-bot put the twinkie in her cunt and the dildo in her mouth the ate it. I think the mother board must be fried no?
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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2005, 11:05:00 PM »
jesus.Mine does that sometimes.you have to punch it in the back of the head to simulate the beatings it was conditioned to recieve.
The twinkie will be in her mouth in no time flat.
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2005, 02:09:00 PM »
I'm very disappointed in all of you. You guys really need to read your manual. Feeding your Leticia twinkies and dildos to simulate a cock in its mouth will only make the problem worse, as will beating your Leticia. elan-bots are notoriously fragile and not made for that kind of abuse. This is not that fucking hard people!!!! just remove the du rag and the ramrod and add some 30W-80 lubricant into your bot! I'll bet you can't even change your own lubricant, bet you don't know how to drive stick!

Pull-ups and GI's are a good start, but Leticia requires VR's and Sit-downs! I think that you are asking WAY too much out of the dark skinned elan bot models, they are not the same as other elan-bots. What you need to really concentrate on is its image, and lubrication. If you continue to operate your leticia like this, she will shut down completely, unrepairable, and you will have to purchase another dark skinned elan-bot. jesus!
read the fucking manual!
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2005, 02:12:00 PM »
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"I'm very disappointed in all of you. You guys really need to read your manual. Feeding your Leticia twinkies and dildos to simulate a cock in its mouth will only make the problem worse, as will beating your Leticia. elan-bots are notoriously fragile and not made for that kind of abuse. This is not that fucking hard people!!!! just remove the du rag and the ramrod and add some 30W-80 lubricant into your bot! I'll bet you can't even change your own lubricant, bet you don't know how to drive stick!



Pull-ups and GI's are a good start, but Leticia requires VR's and Sit-downs! I think that you are asking WAY too much out of the dark skinned elan bot models, they are not the same as other elan-bots. What you need to really concentrate on is its image, and lubrication. If you continue to operate your leticia like this, she will shut down completely, unrepairable, and you will have to purchase another dark skinned elan-bot. jesus!

read the fucking manual!
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 :rofl:  :rofl:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2005, 08:17:00 PM »



Give it a twinkie and put a dildo in its mouth.

The Lettissue-bot was created to guzzle cum and eat men out of house and home, so the dildo acts as a pcifier, the twinkie as dessert,"
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PLEASE BITCH, EAT SOMETHING BEFORE YOU DIE ANOREXIC WHORE!
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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2005, 08:18:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-20 19:07:00, Anonymous wrote:

"My Letissue elan-bot eats everything in sight, even when I bring it grocery shopping, what do I do?



My Letissue elan-bot refuses to douche even after pulled up, what should I do next?



I delegated my Letissue elan-bot to sweep staff zone and then mop it but after it's told to do it, it always goes to the bathroom and G.I's the toilets. Any thoughts?"


YOUR MAIN CONCERN (QUESTION) SHOULD SAY< MY LETISSUE ELAN-BOT CAN KICK MY ASS, &^ SHE IS A LADY!"  WHAT ABOUT THAT BASTARD?!
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2005, 08:19:00 PM »
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"pacifier.

Please excuse the misprint, my Lettissue-bot had her giant pillow hand on my keyboard.

She wants my steak, or my hand, i am not sure which.Boy is she hungry. AND VIOLENT."


& LITTLE 14 YEAR OLD BOY,   YOU ARE SO SCARED,  RIGHT!!
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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2005, 08:20:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-20 20:01:00, Anonymous wrote:


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On 2005-08-20 19:07:00, Anonymous wrote:



"My Letissue elan-bot eats everything in sight, even when I bring it grocery shopping, what do I do?







My Letissue elan-bot refuses to douche even after pulled up, what should I do next?







I delegated my Letissue elan-bot to sweep staff zone and then mop it but after it's told to do it, it always goes to the bathroom and G.I's the toilets. Any thoughts?"










Give it a twinkie and put a dildo in its mouth.


The Lettissue-bot was created to guzzle cum and eat men out of house and home, so the dildo acts as a pcifier, the twinkie as dessert,"




Oh boy! I just gave it a twinkie and a dildo and my Letissue elan-bot put the twinkie in her cunt and the dildo in her mouth the ate it. I think the mother board must be fried no?"


DON'T WORRY I'LL SEND YOUR DILDO BACK....  WE KNOW YOU NEED IT MORE THAN I, 'CAUSE YOU ARE A DICKLESS BITCH ANYHOW!!
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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2005, 09:50:00 PM »
Somebody PLEASE shut this bitch-bot up! ::bangin::  ::bangin::  ::bangin::
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