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« on: August 17, 2005, 02:00:00 AM »
Who would like to sue me for hitting them? We could call in witnesses from Straight and say that I did it out of temporary insanity. The ones we really want to get in court will finally get a chance to speak up. No joke here.
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2005, 06:54:00 AM »
This is some funny shit.
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2005, 07:39:00 AM »
snicker
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« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2005, 09:52:00 AM »
:lol:

How about the other way around?
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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2005, 10:19:00 AM »
I'll kick you in the sack.
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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2005, 10:27:00 AM »
You wish.
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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2005, 10:29:00 AM »
Hey, I'm just trying to be helpful.
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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2005, 02:21:00 PM »
I'll sew you and your mother together. After you come back from being passed out on the head poppin I gave you earlier, you'll thank for me putting you and your family back together again. I hope she's not dead, if she is - well -


you could make some good toothpicks out of her fingers and a widdlin' knife.
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