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Offline Nonconformistlaw

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« Reply #45 on: August 10, 2005, 12:58:00 AM »
:question: I think you have two prize winning stories by TSW here. Where did that happy little troll go :question: ...its time to fork over prize money :exclaim:
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« Reply #46 on: August 10, 2005, 09:00:00 AM »
Happy Troll,
You asked for positive program experiences.

So how happy do you want....


Oh, wait a sec, happy might not be the same as positive. If its fun, its probably not working.


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« Reply #47 on: August 10, 2005, 09:06:00 AM »
.....and thanks TWS

another good story. WHo else has a story, I know if youve been through a program youve seen some really funny, messed-up stuff. You know, lying on thr ground, laughing so hard I cant stand up stuff. Especially if the laugh is at the expense of the instructor/therapist.


cmon, take the HT challenge.
Lets all send HT a PM and invite em back personally.
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« Reply #48 on: August 11, 2005, 09:17:00 AM »
At scl, one of our family "fathers" claimed he used to be a Seattle cop... He was a dork though... Nobody believed him... So he challenged a couple of us to wrestle... The first kid to wrestle him pinned him... lol!
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« Reply #49 on: August 11, 2005, 12:04:00 PM »
I'm here all right, just nothing worth my time responding to, sorry!
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« Reply #50 on: August 11, 2005, 12:34:00 PM »
Maybe you can give us an example of what a winning entry might look like???
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« Reply #51 on: August 11, 2005, 01:58:00 PM »
In one year at the program where I worked, I had sexual relations with approximately 80% of the female counseling staff members.  

Does this count as a "good program experience"?

Do I get a prize?
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« Reply #52 on: August 11, 2005, 02:10:00 PM »
I assume you are a female, Dysfunction.
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« Reply #53 on: August 11, 2005, 02:15:00 PM »
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"I assume you are a female, Dysfunction.  "

Why is that?  Is lesbianism rampant among TBS counselors or something?
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« Reply #54 on: August 11, 2005, 02:23:00 PM »
:lol:  :lol:

Could be, but I think they are more inclined to the more sadistic wilderness programs.
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« Reply #55 on: August 11, 2005, 03:06:00 PM »
I guess that's where they got the term "beat the bushes"...
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« Reply #56 on: August 11, 2005, 10:38:00 PM »
I would say actually getting some would count as a good program experience...  :lol:  :lol:

Hell I wasn't allowed to look at a guy much less touch one...for well over a year and a half...as my hormones were raging....

I'm so envious Dysfunction!  :lol: If I would have know about those kind of "good program experiences" I would have done a better job kissing staff's ass then got on staff myself!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #57 on: August 11, 2005, 10:41:00 PM »
80% of female staff would have been about 3 or 4 women Dysfunction am I correct in that assumption? Weren't you at a school that had just opened when you worked there?
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« Reply #58 on: August 12, 2005, 08:58:00 AM »
What I said was "female counseling staff," not female staff.  There were probably 18-20 women on general staff and 9 or 10 on the counseling staff.

Why are you so concerned?  Are you just a little upset that nobody wants to bounce your ass?  

Maybe you're a little long in the tooth, "gravity affected," a bit too much cellulite?

If you'd kindly post a few photos, maybe we can hook you up.  I know some deviants who would stick just about anything.

Nonconformist:  You would have "got on staff"?  That's a serious double entendre.
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« Reply #59 on: August 12, 2005, 09:19:00 AM »
Dysfunction, I completely meant that as a joke. I thought it would be obvious, but I guess not. My bad. Seriously, I never would have considered being on staff. No way in hell.
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