Karen In Dallas

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Oopsie!  Someone forgot that she pasted her and her kids' entire private, personal lives on the internet while unemployed sitting around watching Dr. Phil.

BTW, Karen, are you still continuously viewing that homemade porn tape of your son corn-holing his sweetie?  Just curious.

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"Mose- I agree. It is absolutely an option that should be considered unless the family's religious beliefs rule it out. That is sure the direction I would want to head in this situation." Posted by RandomWalk.

This is Karen's only post on the whole thread. Doesn't sound quite like you are presenting it.  Have a little trouble with interpreting words?  

We do have our little tighty whities in a wad, don't we?
You probably should go back to the sandbox, little fellow.

My, referring to yourself in the third person while fantasizing about wadded juvenile drawers...you are WEIRD, Karen.  REALLY weird!

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Karen is a psycho. Who wants to know where karen works?

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Nope, little fella, I'm not Karen.  
I do remember from ST that her son is a superstar student who is going to an Ivy League college, and certainly didn't fail 11th grade. Her daughter is also a superstar- college senior at one of the top schools in the country.  
You must really feel insecure. Do you not have a mommy?

[Anonymous]

Well, this should be fun. Stick around Karen.

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hey karen, remember when you posted this over at the college confidential boards under the username KareninDallas?

I went to large state U (Indiana), which was out of state for me. I chose it because I was a music major. Well, turned out the music school was too good for MY level of talent! I wound up majoring in business and going to a top law school (Chicago). In retrospect, I did not have enough "like minded peers" at Indiana. I enjoyed many things about my years there, but academically I would have been happier and more challenged at a smaller university or LAC. I did develop a passion for college basketball, which, believe it or not, has served me very well in the business world. (Lesson to all you smart kids out there- don't underestimate things like that.)
My problem is as I tour colleges with kid #2, I love them all. I was the same way with kid #1. All in all, Stanford would be my dream school because of the top academics, athletics, climate and size of the school. I couldn't have gotten in back then, of course.
Karen

you should really be careful these days about the kind of information you release on the internet, you never know when it might come back around and you might not have wanted the entire world populace to know everything about you. its a lesson learned the hard way unfortunately.

so lets start off with a little nugget of information that should excite all you googlers and researchers out htere. what if I told you that karens middle name was "SUE". Ironic isnt it? Youd think I am lying, a bitchy lawyer with the middle name SUE, what are the chances.

Do a  little research , see what you come up with.

Curious how much karen brought home in 2002? Me too...

Karen S. Austin                        
2002  
Salary                  $ 151,223      
Bonus                  $  86,650                
Stock                   $  25,000            
Other                   $   9,253

Senior Vice President and  2001        
Salary                  $  60,000    
Bonus                  $   2,307                  
Stock                   $   5,000

source:http://sec.edgar-online.com/2003/05/15/0000950134-03-008230/Section3.asp

not bad karen, not bad at all. no wonder you can pay someone else to raise your kids for you when things dont work out as you planned.

now before you start saying.. how do you know thats the same karen, there could be another corporate lawyer in dallas with the same name... if only she hadn't told her life story already under the moniker karenindallas we might believe her.

Karen S. Austin joined the Company in July 2001 as Vice President and
General Counsel. Ms. Austin was promoted to Senior Vice President and General
Counsel in July 2002. From February 1991 until February 2001 Ms. Austin was
employed by Overhead Door Corporation as Assistant General Counsel. Ms. Austin
received her B.S. in Business from Indiana University in Bloomington, Indiana
and her Doctor of Law degree from the University of Chicago in Chicago,
Illinois.

source http://sec.edgar-online.com/2003/05/15/ ... ction3.asp

well there ya go. a highly trained lawyer who cannot even troll the internet without being found out. your profile keeps getting more and more detailed karen, wanna post some more information for us? :lol:

Member: KarenInDallas
Real Name: Karen Sue Austin
Location: Dallas, TX
Birth Date: September 12, 1952 (53)
Undergrad: Indiana University
Postgrad: University of Chicago
Occupation:  Corporate Attorney
Recent Employer: Overhead Door Corporation

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WOW!  That's AWESOME!  Holy canoli, you've done some fine work there!

Now, Karen, what were you saying?  Something about your "superstar" kid?  Only you use that term, BTW, Karen.

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No work necessary! Karen's big mouth did it all for us. :lol:

This is for you Karen...

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Nope, little fella, I'm not Karen.  
I do remember from ST that her son is a superstar student who is going to an Ivy League college, and certainly didn't fail 11th grade. Her daughter is also a superstar- college senior at one of the top schools in the country.  
You must really feel insecure. Do you not have a mommy?

How does this jive with your previous posts, Karen?  Not too well I'm afraid.  I'd think a LAWYER like yourself  :lol:  would have actually read the transcripts of your previous testimony before telling a whopper like this to a jury of your peers.  Guess not.

My son actually had to drop back and do another junior year to enter Blair.

[Just curious, isn't "entering Blair" what he was doing on that kiddie porn tape you like to watch so much?  Or was Blair not her name? :lol:  :lol:  :lol: ]

He spent a year in a very structured boarding school with good academics and a strong support system and was admitted to a top prep boarding school in the NE where he is doing a 2nd junior year and will do a senior year.

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Oh man, this is priceless!!!! :rofl:  :rofl:

That's the only way she measures ANY success at all.  What college you did or did not get into.  :roll:  Those poor kids of hers.  I would fucking KILL my mom if she plastered my shit all over the internet.  My kids would kill ME if I did that.  Especially after she sent them to a TBS.  Who wants anyone to know that kind of shit?  I don't want ANYone knowing I was sent to one of those places.

Keep up the good work, whoever you are!!!!! :tup:

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Hello. I am not Karen.  It appears your EDGAR online info is quite old.  You seem quite impressed with your research abilities.  
I am not.  You seem quite uneducated and ignorant.  My sympathies.
Have a nice day.

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Yes, that info might be old, but we both know the most important fact released today was your oh so ironic middle name.  :rofl: If one person can produce this information in thirty minutes, think of what an infinite amount of people can do with it over an infinite period of time. Don't you just love the information age? I do.  

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Hello. I am not Karen.  It appears your EDGAR online info is quite old.  You seem quite impressed with your research abilities.  
I am not.  You seem quite uneducated and ignorant.  My sympathies.
Have a nice day.

Classic Karen here.  Man, she's FUMING over this.  Awesome!

Yes, Karen, we know the EDGAR information is somewhat out of date.  Subsequent to the data provided above, you were shit-canned and now you sit around the house unemployed spewing the details of your children's lives all over the internet. :cry:

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I have a buddy at ISU, I wonder if he can look at the old yearbooks and find us a pic?

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This:

"Hello. I am not Karen."

Means this:

"Hello. I am Karen."

I'm amazed that someone as dumb as Karen actually went to any school at all.  On the flip side, I'm not amazed that this dummy screwed her kids up so bad and then sent them away and blamed them for it all over the 'net.

She's a crazy Orwellian quack-speaking web-footed waddler.