Cap'n Marti, alleged survivor of Straight Inc. single handedly closed one of the newest branches of Straight Incorporated today.
By mailing some letters of papers she found to HRS and the FBI and the IRS; papers that these three (3) HUGE GOVERNMENT offices knew NOTHING about, she, all by herself, closed down a whole building without anyone's prior knowledge or what was going on within the building whatsoever at all before today or in years past. It is clear what a perfectly legitimate and honest person Marti is for having declared herself as having closed down, by simply reporting and doing some GOOGLE SEARCHING and making one or two phone calls and taking some cheap digicam video recordings of the staff at the new Straight building, a Straight building all by herself.
Marti, the Cap'n, also says that next week she'll be single mindedly and focusedly closing down the White House all by her pretty lil' self, too. She says nothing will stop her. With the help of all her would be survivor friends and relatives who were ALL in Straight Inc. but have yet to file any suit against Straight Inc., she is going to report some of her findings to the IRS, HRS (soon to be called Children and Families), and FBI that the White House has been found, she says, as having some fraudulent papers and finances of their own. And she'll do it and take credit for her own work, watch her do it. Just wait, she WILL do it, watch. Just watch.