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« Reply #75 on: August 31, 2005, 01:59:00 PM »
You can download them to the hard drive or CD at elanschool.com
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« Reply #76 on: August 31, 2005, 02:03:00 PM »
I tried to dl them lots of times and it never worked. I wrote elan and requested info at the school and they sent me the videos on flooy disk.
Once Played the disks, it directed me to the elan school site and all the videos played.
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« Reply #77 on: August 31, 2005, 02:03:00 PM »
26K connextion = i'll get on it some time next year  :roll:
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« Reply #78 on: August 31, 2005, 11:08:00 PM »
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« Reply #79 on: September 01, 2005, 01:22:00 AM »
Pink,
Could you please respect your peers and put a bag over your head?
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« Reply #80 on: September 01, 2005, 02:12:00 PM »
What are you selling those things?

what? not making enough money off blowjobs anymore baghead?  :lol:
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« Reply #81 on: September 05, 2005, 12:57:00 PM »
After hearing from the Great Spirit, Marty's life was changed.  He took a final GM and ring for his actions with the night owl and started rising through the ranks.  He eventually went into Re-Entry where he got a job at the Maine Mall working in a clothing store.  Marty was very happy because he got to sniff all the boys' underpants all day long.  Sometimes he would steal the sweats from the "Clearance" bin because his loincloth was getting old and sweaty.

Marty graduated on a cold rainy day in 1972.  The ceremony was attended by all the future residents of the IMR, including Sharon Terry, Peter Rowe, Jeffrey Gottlieb and Tony Merette.  As a graduation present, Marty was allowed to give a Mongoloid Indian verbal reprimand to a buffalo who was led onto the complex by Leroy the Nightguard.

Joe then read off Marty's diploma: "In recognition of the growth he has achieved, I the undersigned do acknowledge that Marty Douchebag Camel-Molester Kruglik has accomplished the goal of redesigning his life and put back into it the hi-yuh hi-yuh that a man or woman must achieve to be a helpful asset to a group of retarded Mongoloid Indian buffalo fuckers and to stay out of prison."

Everyone clapped and then Marty got up in front of the house and gave a graduation speech no one will ever forget:

"Me suh thank all of you very much from bottom of my pants... I mean heart.  Me suh learn so much in Elan, especially how much me suh love Maine buffalo... I mean therapy and getting better.  Me suh would suck all your balls... I mean relate to all of you, but me suh now join real world.  Me suh proud Injun who will never forget true meaning of hi-yuh hi-yuh therapy and me suh thank you for gift of buffalo turds... I mean growth."

Marty then let out a retarded Mongoloid Indian war cry and the whole house started chanting:

"Hi-yuh Hi-yuh Hi-yuh Hi-yuh Hi-yuh Hi-yuh Hi-yuh Hi-yuh Hi-yuh Hi-yuh Hi-yuh Hi-yuh Hi-yuh Hi-yuh Hi-yuh Hi-yuh Hi-yuh Hi-yuh

Hi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuhHi-yuh"

The house built up into a frenzy of hi-yuhs and soon the crescendo of the voices built up to the sky.  Scores of buffalo surrounded the house and everyone ate buffalo rocky mountain oysters for dinner and went to bed.  Except for Marty, who spent his first night of freedom in his special tepee with a little guest.



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« Reply #82 on: September 06, 2005, 10:51:00 AM »
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« Reply #83 on: September 06, 2005, 04:06:00 PM »
hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh! :rofl:
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« Reply #84 on: September 06, 2005, 04:32:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-06 13:06:00, Anonymous wrote:

"hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh!"



hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh!
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« Reply #85 on: September 06, 2005, 04:38:00 PM »
Wow... you guys are sick...  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:
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« Reply #86 on: September 06, 2005, 05:21:00 PM »
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Me suh be sick of lack of respect for hi-yuh!  Me suh say respect hi-yuh or be sodomized in my teepee suh. Me suh go fornicate with buffalo now.....
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« Reply #87 on: September 07, 2005, 08:05:00 AM »
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« Reply #88 on: September 07, 2005, 08:08:00 AM »
Could this be an omen perhaps..? :lol:
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« Reply #89 on: September 07, 2005, 08:13:00 AM »
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