Kill Yourself.

[Anonymous]

On 2005-07-18 21:29:00, Anonymous wrote:

"So all we need now, you and I, is a good enough reason to die. You go first..."

I just gave so many perfect reasons to die. You really should kill yourself, your lack of reading skills is the best reason, seriously with no insult intended here, of all. I'll go second to your ignorance. I like to watch. I am being actually kind by saying that it is fucking stupid people like you who are alienated from themselves and spurt insults and lame little 'cleverless quips' who breed and create hatred toward others and yourself who are useless.

I was merely offering an idea, an action and gameplan, for you to finally make right for who you are and what meager shit you have actually done with your life. All the work you have done that doesn't add up to anything really, all the land you don't own, all the friends you don't have, all the confusion you DO have, all the denial you possess about your family and yourself and your world, all the dreams of grandiosity that lay in your pathetic head, all the things that add up to nothing in the end either way you turn. There is no immortality for you.

However. One reason is all you need. Yours is lack of education, sincerely. Dieing for you would be so tasty and very bitter/sweet. Try it today.

[Anonymous]

If I killed myself, I couldn't do any more heroin.

Drugs saved my life.

[Anonymous]

I just gave so many perfect reasons to die. You really should kill yourself, your lack of reading skills is the best reason, seriously with no insult intended here, of all. I'll go second to your ignorance. I like to watch.

I see that I should have gone back a page to read the Many Perfect Reasons to Die again....sorry, my bad.

And to the other anon -- I agree. Being dead and not able to get high (on tbpitw, etc) would suck.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, I want to kill myself sometimes when I really mess up, because of how stupid I am. The original poster makes some cogent points with respect to social skills and the pointlessness of it all. However, I am wealthy enough to have decent spread of food and beer for the evening, so I think I won't kill myself yet. There is also a good chance that I will be getting laid again soon.  :tup:  I would like to stick around for a lot more getting laid.

Maybe if you want to kill yourself it's because you are not getting laid. You should really get out more. Some people really dig the "suicidal tendencies/clever and biting commentary" thing.

What's really needed, I think, is for more people to just be pathetic and boring, for example, if that's what they really are, and stop pretending not to be pathetic and boring. They should also realize that they are most likely actually averagely pathetic and boring, and really not as pathetic and boring as they think they are.

[bandit1978]

Stop dwelling on it and do it already!  Your posts are really boring.

[Anonymous]

I was watching the history channel about how they made the Golden Gate Bridge. They said since it was constructed, something like 2000 people have jumped off it. They also said they all jump off the same spot usually.

[Anonymous]

There's some cliffs in England that are pretty popular as a suicide spot, too.  There's a bar nearby where many a final libation has been quaffed, it's kind of traditional to drink there before making the plunge.

[Anonymous]

On 2005-07-19 15:24:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Yeah, I want to kill myself sometimes when I really mess up, because of how stupid I am. The original poster makes some cogent points with respect to social skills and the pointlessness of it all. However, I am wealthy enough to have decent spread of food and beer for the evening, so I think I won't kill myself yet. There is also a good chance that I will be getting laid again soon.  :tup:  I would like to stick around for a lot more getting laid.



Maybe if you want to kill yourself it's because you are not getting laid. You should really get out more. Some people really dig the "suicidal tendencies/clever and biting commentary" thing.



What's really needed, I think, is for more people to just be pathetic and boring, for example, if that's what they really are, and stop pretending not to be pathetic and boring. They should also realize that they are most likely actually averagely pathetic and boring, and really not as pathetic and boring as they think they are.

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I concur with the posts that come directly AFTEr this post. Get it over with. If you're busy telling others how boring and pathetic and average you think they might be, it might indicate some sort of inner mirror about your own life. Just a thought. Perhaps dieing for you is not out of the question. If you found the first post as biting or even thought to post it as such, perhaps you already knew the solution to your thoughts. It's not that hard or as mundane as you make yourself out to be. Bridges, drugs, knives, and other forms of aids to killing yourself are widely available, and free if you know what you're doing.

[Anonymous]

I was the person who made that post. I did not tell anyone here or anywhere else that they were boring and pathetic. I was using that as an example to make a point. The Original Poster seems hung up on what they appear to be to other people, and also hung up on not being whatever it is that they are. I was saying, be what you are, quit worrying about it at all, and quit looking at yourself from everyone else's point of view. Clearly I am not good at communication because my post got negative response when I was really trying to make a few helpful points. I really thought the Original Poster might not be getting laid, and I was serious that there are probably people out there for them to hook up with and really have some nice understanding with. Also, I wish to state that I am not "wealthy", very far from it. I happened to have enough to buy some real food and a couple of beers. I mentioned that because it really did make me feel better. Sorry if I made anyone feel bad by what I said. I really shouldn't even ever talk because I mess things up. It's kind of one of those mood swing things. I think the Original Poster knows exactly what I am talking about.

[Anonymous]

How do you know killing yourself won't make you feel better than the food and beer you got and put in your belly?

Eventually you will never be able to put stuff in your belly except embalming fluid, or water if you get yourself burned into ashes at death. You seem honestly to be hung up on a mutual feeling of discontent about the future and your past by living in the primordial and infinite. Or, in layman's terms, you are a seeker of pleasure in the moment. Not a bad way to go, but if you want more pleasure....try killing yourself. No more needing any of that money you may chance to get for that food and beer you got. No more pleasure followed by more suffering. You humans seem to enjoy this suffering. Getting Laid? Right! Got any kids lately? How about AIDS, or any of the other more than 56 registered STDs, and the other more than 1000 undefinable ones as yet? You forgot to mention being careful when you get laid. And being careful and planning by deciding to kill yourself is the last time you will ever have to proceed with caution. The cost is outweighed by Far, in fact there is no cost, by the good that killing yourself does. I say you came here to die and that you can effect that inevitable action and deed. You say you came here to live day by day and hope for the best and work yourself to the point of death and social security retirement. Doesn't sound like much fun. Killing yourself is more fun and you know it. Although I am preoccupied with this current form of entertainment, it does provide a means to and end. No? But doesn't everything become a means to an end if you look at the long term of say 75 years on the average of a lifespan? The beer you drank and the food you ate are speeding you slowly along to your grave. Is it that what lies beyond scares you? Or that you are not sure whether what is here will be there? I wonder if you believe you cease to exist if you are no longer in control of your bodily functions or if you cease to exist in a body? That is some food for thought, eh? I bet the food and the beer is much better over there. You believe that if you work hard you can afford some of the good things in life that should be deserved by every person to themself. Killing yourself is the one thing that is yours that no other person can take away.

[Anonymous]

How do you know killing yourself won't make you feel better than the food and beer you got and put in your belly?

Eventually you will never be able to put stuff in your belly except embalming fluid, or water if you get yourself burned into ashes at death. You seem honestly to be hung up on a mutual feeling of discontent about the future and your past by living in the primordial and infinite. Or, in layman's terms, you are a seeker of pleasure in the moment. Not a bad way to go, but if you want more pleasure....try killing yourself. No more needing any of that money you may chance to get for that food and beer you got. No more pleasure followed by more suffering. You humans seem to enjoy this suffering. Getting Laid? Right! Got any kids lately? How about AIDS, or any of the other more than 56 registered STDs, and the other more than 1000 undefinable ones as yet? You forgot to mention being careful when you get laid. And being careful and planning by deciding to kill yourself is the last time you will ever have to proceed with caution. The cost is outweighed by Far, in fact there is no cost, by the good that killing yourself does. I say you came here to die and that you can effect that inevitable action and deed. You say you came here to live day by day and hope for the best and work yourself to the point of death and social security retirement. Doesn't sound like much fun. Killing yourself is more fun and you know it. Although I am preoccupied with this current form of entertainment, it does provide a means to and end. No? But doesn't everything become a means to an end if you look at the long term of say 75 years on the average of a lifespan? The beer you drank and the food you ate are speeding you slowly along to your grave. Is it that what lies beyond scares you? Or that you are not sure whether what is here will be there? I wonder if you believe you cease to exist if you are no longer in control of your bodily functions or if you cease to exist in a body? That is some food for thought, eh? I bet the food and the beer is much better over there. You believe that if you work hard you can afford some of the good things in life that should be deserved by every person to themself. Killing yourself is the one thing that is yours that no other person can take away.

[Anonymous]

How do you know killing yourself won't make you feel better than the food and beer you got and put in your belly?

Eventually you will never be able to put stuff in your belly except embalming fluid, or water if you get yourself burned into ashes at death. You seem honestly to be hung up on a mutual feeling of discontent about the future and your past by living in the primordial and infinite. Or, in layman's terms, you are a seeker of pleasure in the moment. Not a bad way to go, but if you want more pleasure....try killing yourself. No more needing any of that money you may chance to get for that food and beer you got. No more pleasure followed by more suffering. You humans seem to enjoy this suffering. Getting Laid? Right! Got any kids lately? How about AIDS, or any of the other more than 56 registered STDs, and the other more than 1000 undefinable ones as yet? You forgot to mention being careful when you get laid. And being careful and planning by deciding to kill yourself is the last time you will ever have to proceed with caution. The cost is outweighed by Far, in fact there is no cost, by the good that killing yourself does. I say you came here to die and that you can effect that inevitable action and deed. You say you came here to live day by day and hope for the best and work yourself to the point of death and social security retirement. Doesn't sound like much fun. Killing yourself is more fun and you know it. Although I am preoccupied with this current form of entertainment, it does provide a means to and end. No? But doesn't everything become a means to an end if you look at the long term of say 75 years on the average of a lifespan? The beer you drank and the food you ate are speeding you slowly along to your grave. Is it that what lies beyond scares you? Or that you are not sure whether what is here will be there? I wonder if you believe you cease to exist if you are no longer in control of your bodily functions or if you cease to exist in a body? That is some food for thought, eh? I bet the food and the beer is much better over there. You believe that if you work hard you can afford some of the good things in life that should be deserved by every person to themself. Killing yourself is the one thing that is yours that no other person can take away.

[Anonymous]

sorry. that was me. If an admin could please delete two of the same posts I just made please. I didn't know that if I click three times it will post three times at one sitting. hmm, slow connection I guess.

[Anonymous]

Does killing myself slowly with cigarettes count?   I've always wanted to die of a heroin overdose while being fellated by a big-titted Swedish hooker in a five star hotel in Amsterdam.  Set it up and we'll talk, you can have the film rights.....

[Anonymous]

You can do this as a way to fulfill your personal fantasy. This is what I've been saying all along here, and kudos and compliments to you for being creative. If that is how you really want to die, might I suggest finding a cheap plane ticket to Amsterdam. Look around, if you're trying to save some money you can look around and book further out on your flight. Also there is some very wonderful online and phone services for ladies, tramps and notso tramps, who are looking for their greencard. Try Swedish services of this kind. Your heroine should not be hard to find, this forum alone has several addicts who are either on it or off it, or on/off it. All in all, the time and spending completely outweighs that final result you are achieving. Its definitely the way to go. Again, good job on the creative side of it.