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Offline Anonymous

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« on: July 13, 2005, 02:23:00 PM »
On Thursday, July 14, at 11:00PM Eastern time, a psychic expirament will be conducted.  You are invited to participate.

Each participant is to vividly picture, in their mind, Virgil Miller Newton/Fr. Cassian writhing in extreme pain and agony, convulsing in torment, endlessly.  Allow yourself to feel extreme hatred for him, channeling this emotional energy into the mental picture you have of him in unbearable agony.  It is important for the purpose of this expirament that it is done by all participants simultaneously, so be sure that you will be free from interruptions during the ten minutes that we will be conducting the expirament.  Each participant is suggested to do whatever they feel is necessary beforehand to adequately prepare them for this event, be it meditation, use of psychoactives, use of visual props such as a picture of Virgil, use of psychic props such as remembering the events and instances that happened to us in Straight, Inc., or any other method that is felt to be of use in channeling sheer hatred toward Virgil during the conduction of this expirament.

Some suggested visualizations for the expirament are: picturing Virgil with his genitals being burned with acid, picturing Virgil getting his teeth removed without anaesthetics, picturing Virgil being sodomized with an electric cattle prod, picturing Virgil's eyes being used to extinguish cigarettes, etc.  Be creative and use an image that will work well with focusing intense hatred toward Virgil, one that will help you maintain an image of him in unbearable agony and torment.

The duration of the expirament, as noted above, will be for ten minutes, beginning at 11:00PM Eastern time, on Thursday, July 14th.  Hope you will participate.
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2005, 04:28:00 PM »
Another option is to imagine him in the bathroom w/ my co-worker shitting. This is damn near lethal.
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2005, 04:48:00 PM »
I will definately participate in the expirament.
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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2005, 10:20:00 AM »
The psychic expirament will be conducted tonight, July 14th, at 11:00PM Eastern time.  Be there and hate Virgil!
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« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2005, 05:26:00 PM »
::rocker::  :wave:
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« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2005, 05:31:00 PM »
I'll be there with my mind set to 'full-on hatred.' . :flame: :skull:
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« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2005, 05:38:00 PM »
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On 2005-07-14 14:31:00, Frank Discussion wrote:

"I'll be there with my mind set to 'full-on hatred.' . ::cheers::
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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2005, 06:35:00 PM »
Learn to spell, motherfucker...
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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2005, 07:35:00 PM »
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Excellent. Here's to a successful experiment!

I will be concentrating on the idea of Virgil spontaneously combusting into flames! . :grin:
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« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2005, 02:55:00 PM »
Experts in parapsychology at Red Temple Labs have declared last month's psychic attack on Virgil Miller Newton a success, citing the events that negatively impacted Virgil's life shortlt thereafter.

"Yeah, you've got Bradbury and Heath trying to take credit for Virgil's bad luck, but the fact is, the psychic warfare techniques practiceed by those guys over at Fornits was the real reason for the judge's decision.  I heard he also has insane genital itching and constipation, too." said RTL spokesman Oosker Belay Phoontney in a press conference yesterday.

When it was pointed out that Heath and Bradbury had been working on this case for some time before the "psychic expirament", Phoontney gave the following explanation: "You see, when you're working on a psychic level, phenomena like reverse causality can come into play.  Look into any quantum physics textbook and you'll find I'm speaking truthfully.  What actually happened was that the psychic energy that was sent out had the effect of influencing the individuals in question to look into Virgil's finances before it was sent out.  This has some interesting implications for further research that Red Temple Labs will be conducting."

Red Temple Labs, the research arm of the Red Temple Cult, has officially denied any involvement in the expirament, but Lab officials have said that they are "pleased" with the outcome.
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« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2005, 07:35:00 PM »
This is excellent news!! . ::hehehmm::
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« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2005, 05:03:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-03 11:55:00, Anonymous wrote:

Red Temple Labs, the research arm of the Red Temple Cult, has officially denied any involvement in the expirament, but Lab officials have said that they are "pleased" with the outcome.


 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

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« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2005, 05:15:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-03 11:55:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Experts in parapsychology at Red Temple Labs have declared last month's psychic attack on Virgil Miller Newton a success, citing the events that negatively impacted Virgil's life shortlt thereafter.



"Yeah, you've got Bradbury and Heath trying to take credit for Virgil's bad luck, but the fact is, the psychic warfare techniques practiceed by those guys over at Fornits was the real reason for the judge's decision.  I heard he also has insane genital itching and constipation, too." said RTL spokesman Oosker Belay Phoontney in a press conference yesterday.



When it was pointed out that Heath and Bradbury had been working on this case for some time before the "psychic expirament", Phoontney gave the following explanation: "You see, when you're working on a psychic level, phenomena like reverse causality can come into play.  Look into any quantum physics textbook and you'll find I'm speaking truthfully.  What actually happened was that the psychic energy that was sent out had the effect of influencing the individuals in question to look into Virgil's finances before it was sent out.  This has some interesting implications for further research that Red Temple Labs will be conducting."



Red Temple Labs, the research arm of the Red Temple Cult, has officially denied any involvement in the expirament, but Lab officials have said that they are "pleased" with the outcome. "


 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
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