I just read the rule list... No continuing education? What's that about? And, "absolutely no journal or diary?" What if the kid keeps a mental journal like Dostoyevsky did in prison? No. ABSOLUTELY no journal or diary, sorry kid, we're gonna hafta lobotomize you... or atleast drill a spike into that part of the brain. You read the rules.
But I...
Quiet fag, or you want I should call a full Love in Action meeting right now?
No! Anything but that!
Why, you never even requested a Chain of Command form!
Really, I'm not... No journal here, I was just thinking about, uh, girls?
Liar! We know you know the rules. You memorized the Program Expectations, because that's the third rule. And what's that there?
Nothing, honest.
Dir-ect violation of rule one, liar, oh my GOSH! It's a book on carpentry. What did we tell you about continuing your education?
But Jesus was a...
This has nothing to do with Jesus! Now go be straight.