Kruglik Second-In-Command Sentenced to Elan
An Androscoggin County court judge has sentenced Kickapoo, second-in-command to alleged pedophile teen therapist Marty "Stands with a Fist in His Rectum" Kruglik to her boss's school for troubled teens for assaulting a National Guard soldier with fecal bombs.
The alleged incident took place about two weeks ago at the Indian Mongoloid Reservation in Poland, where Marty, Kickapoo and a school full of wayward hostage teens ("Me suh make them my squaws," said Chief Kruglik) are held against their will and given verbal reprimands all day. Other activities include GIing buffalo assholes for Kruglik's feasting pleasure and being forced to dance to Mongoloid Indian music to "work through areas."
"Me suh call it hi-yuh hi-yuh therapy," the alleged deranged squirrelfucker said.
According to Kruglik, as part of her hi-yuh hi-yuh therapy, Kickapoo will be forced to give up her pants and Indian moccasins and wear a Mongoloid tunic made of dried moose shit. She will be made a "worker" in a department called the "service crew," where she will be forced to sweep the Kruglik tepee and present her loudest possible hi-yuh hi-yuhs during a house morning meeting.
If she refuses, she will be spanked with homemade arrows and be forced to scrub the smegma cheese out of senior director Tania/Tony Merette's dirty he/she genitals
Yet Kruglik insists that the 6-to-8 year-old Kickapoo, who only speaks Mongoloid Hi Yuh Yuh language, is not in danger of his devious sexual assaults.
"Me suh no like girls, only small boys," Kruglik said.
Several prominent psychiatrists have condemned hi-yuh hi-yuh therapy as unhelpful and potentially dangerous. But Kruglik said he doesn't care.
"White man no understand power of buffalo turds," Kruglik said.
Judge Phil McCrevice insisted that he was doing the right thing by sending Kickapoo to Elan.
"We need to keep you in the IMR and Elan will keep you until you're 18," he told Kickapoo. "Society must be protected from the inbred cowfucker inhabitants of the IMR."
[ This Message was edited by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on 2005-08-12 22:00 ]
