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« Reply #105 on: August 24, 2005, 07:53:00 PM »
Marty needs to retrieve the bodies of his fallen warriors so he can sodomize them in the Mongoloid Indian burial :skull:  ceremony.

Respect the hi-yuh!
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« Reply #106 on: August 24, 2005, 08:09:00 PM »
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« Reply #107 on: August 24, 2005, 08:57:00 PM »
::puke::  ::puke::  :rofl:  :rofl:

Respect the hi-yuh!
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« Reply #108 on: August 25, 2005, 01:52:00 PM »
hi-yuh-hi-yuh-hi-yuh!!!
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« Reply #109 on: August 26, 2005, 12:27:00 AM »
Gray, Maine Elementary School Fecal Bombed

Fifteen students at a Maine elementary school were treated for fecal exposure yesterday after a band of naked Indians attached the school with buffalo turds.  Two students were also reported missing and feared kidnapped and taken to the head Indian's school for troubled teens.

The first battle of the Indian Mongoloid War Against the White Man kicked off last night when a group of boys playing kickball on the playground at recess were accosted by a naked Indian, who asked the boys, "Me suh can play in your game?"

The students fled because the man smelled terribly of moose piss.  Suddenly a group of warriors led by Tony "Tania" Merette and Kickapoo Kruglik, Marty's child wife, came running out of the woods passing gas on everyone causing students and faculty to faint.  Then the school and the students were coated in fecal bombs.

Based on witness descriptions, the naked Indian is rumored to be a Mongoloid tribal member. Marty Kruglik, Indian Chief Director and Convicted Pedophile Almighty of the Elan School in Poland Spring.  Below is a picture of the suspect.



Meanwhile, the Mongoloid Indians have borrowed a play from the al Qaeda book -- only worse. In a tape released to the Elan Reporter and too graphic to show on television, Marty is pointing a bow and arrow at two students and making them eat stray cat feces on camera. The tape also shows the students being verbally reprimanded for reacting to Marty's pullup to eat the cat feces without complaint.

Marty then vows to continue fecal attacks until the wall is removed from the IMR compound which holds the hostage students of the Elan School.

"Me suh defeat white man and reclaim land for buffalo fucking," Kruglik said.  "Me suh say no white child safe from me until walls come down."

A spokesman for the National Guard responded to Marty's demand with a middle finger and a jack-off motion.

Meanwhile, more fecal matter was found inside a kindergarten dollhouse at the school.  Police suspect Kickapoo Kruglik registered at the school as a student several days ago and "pulled an inside job."  

Anyone with any information on Kruglik's whereabouts is asked to contact The Elan Reporter or The Elan Reporter's Assistant, so that they might continue to ridicule him![ This Message was edited by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on 2005-08-25 21:32 ]
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« Reply #110 on: August 26, 2005, 07:07:00 AM »
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« Reply #111 on: August 26, 2005, 07:07:00 AM »
Me suh run big school
Me suh play with pee-pee lots
Me suh make you knock
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« Reply #112 on: August 27, 2005, 08:03:00 AM »
The hi-yuh must be respected!  Respect the hi-yuh!!
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« Reply #113 on: August 27, 2005, 09:17:00 AM »
Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh...

There.  I feel better now.
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« Reply #114 on: August 27, 2005, 11:09:00 AM »
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« Reply #115 on: August 27, 2005, 11:14:00 AM »
I've been walking around my house occasionally mumbling things like "Respect the Hi-Yuh" and giggling.

My wife thinks I'm crazy.

Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh...
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« Reply #116 on: August 27, 2005, 11:15:00 AM »
who cares what she thinks, as long as you respect the Hi-yuh!
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« Reply #117 on: August 27, 2005, 11:21:00 AM »
Tell her she needs to respect the hi-yuh, and respect those that respect the hi-yuh!
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« Reply #118 on: August 27, 2005, 09:34:00 PM »
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« Reply #119 on: August 28, 2005, 10:20:00 AM »
Damn, Marty's getting violent.  Can't wait for the court appearance!

By the way, Dysfunction, my better half thinks I'm nuts too when I sing hi-yuh hi-yuh around the house sometimes.  But my friends love the buffalo photos!
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