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Dr. Fucktard is the resident psychologist at Straight
Inc. by the Sea he was born and raised in Chicago, the Windy City. He attended UC Berkeley
where he got into heavy drinking and psychedelic drugs. The soon-to-be doctor had a
'revelation' after reading Dr. Miller Newton's book "Gone Way Down" for a class
and decided get STRAIGHT right then and there. Once he completed the program at Straight
Inc., he became the Group Staff Supervisor at St. Pete Straight, which is where he
eventually earned earned a mail order PhD in psychology. When Straight Inc. was forced to
close its doors and stop saving kids lives he then started his own private practice and
personally saved numerous kids from a life of drugs. They day he applied for a job at
Straight by the Sea, we immediately welcomed him aboard the team at Straight by the Sea . |
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Dr. Franklin is the Webmaster at Straight by the Sea in charge of all
website design and maintaince. Dr. Franklin also plays around with electronics on the
side. He also plays a critical role in admissions at Straight. Thanks to Dr. Franklin we
now have a new Electro-shock table where we can now give out UN-necessary Electro-shock
treatment to kids in Straight by the Sea. While he is not technically a medical
"Dr." or a psychiatrist. At Straight by the Sea he has earned the
"Dr." title for his working with children in the Electro-shock room. He is more
than qualified to work with children at Straight. |
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Paris Hilton is the only Teacher at Straight by the Sea. She teaches all
the classes at Straight by the Sea. While she is not a state certified teacher, however
she is more than qualified to teach at Straight by the Sea. She has consistently shown
that she is more than qualified on the reality show "The Simple Life". Miss
Hilton brings to Straight experience gained from being a student at CEDU in California,
till she escaped. We think Miss Hilton is a great asset to the Straight teaching staff. |
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Pepper Spray Jay is the security guard at Straight by the Sea. He has
worked for WWASP at Tranquilly Bay in Jamaica. Pepper Spray Jay brings to Straight many
years of experience abusing and using pepper spray on children while working for WWASP, in
order to save the kids lives who was not working with the program. He is responsible for
all security at Straight by the Sea. |
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Michael M. Hensler is principal of the school at Straight by the Sea. He
is in charge what little education we offer at Straight by the Sea. Mr. Hesnler once ran a
Baptist school for troubled teens until he was arrested for 3 Counts of 3rd Degree Sexual
Abuse against male students and then he was later convicted of all counts. He served
approximately 300 days in a correctional facility and now is a registered sexual offender.
Mr. Hensler brings to to Straight by the Sea the unique prospective in treating sexual
deviants because he is one. He is a very much valued asset at Straight by the Sea. |
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Lets all give big welcome to the newest Straight by the Sea staff member
Michael Jackson as part of the Night Watch Staff that protects our children while they
sleep at night and also preventing them from escaping Straight. Although he is currently
on trial for Child Molestation, he is more than qualified to work with children in a
residential setting as far as Straight by the Sea is concerned. |
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Chester Molester is part of the Night Watch Staff at Straight by the Sea,
that protects our children while they sleep at night and also preventing them from
escaping Straight. Although he was convicted of multiple counts of Child Molestation and
is a registered sexual offender, he is more than qualified to work with children in a
residential setting as far as Straight by the Sea is concerned. |
