Druggie, the reason we post here is because unlike the treatment professionals who are motivated by greed, we want to help ALL of you no-good degenerates get treated for your disease of chemical dependency! That's why we're sending the Straightmobile(TM) over to your house right away! Your denial does not diminish your disease, quite the opposite: It serves to indicate the severity of your problem. Be grateful that we have taken an interest in you and that you will soon be receiving our help.
Love ya!
And thank you, Dr Fucktard, for your kind words...