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« on: August 01, 2004, 10:39:00 PM »
How to Give the Perfect Hand Job by Brooks Peters



Sex means more than intercourse; exploring all the different  variations enhances your sex life and keeps it from getting stale. Masturbating  your partner can be very exciting for both of you. So, read on and learn how to  let your fingers do the walking. Mutual masturbation can be a thrilling  experience, but first, we need to study the basics of manual technique. Most men  feel women aren't skilled at handling penises. Their grips are too limp,  lacking conviction and exuberance. They seem afraid to apply pressure, yet often pull  or tug at inappropriate moments, disrupting the rhythm. They also have a  tendency to scratch. Clearly, we all need to be more knowledgeable about the  proper methods of mutual masturbation. Either you or your partner can perform the  following exercises. But it is written with an experienced woman in mind. The  first concern is always a matter of size. Is it large or small? Somewhere in  between? No issue has ever received greater attention than the size of a man's  penis. Man's obsession with cock size is probably a mental vestige of his  primitive primate past, but as far as human sexuality is concerned, it's a waste of  time. A large penis doesn't have any effect on a woman's physical enjoyment  unless she has a deep-seated psychological attachment to well-endowed men. How  about its shape? Is it curved like a boomerang or is it straight like an  arrow? Does your fist fit around the spongy mass of the shaft? Does your hand  completely engulf it? This is good because you can squeeze it all at once. But don't  be an organ grinder. Be gentle, yet firm. If the penis has an unusual girth,  your hand may not completely encircle it. In such cases, try both hands to  insure you don't miss any of the tender areas while stroking. Explore every  square inch of his genital surface area. A man loves to have his penis worshipped,  played with, tickled, fondled, massaged. Let him know that you are not afraid,  ashamed or disgusted. Don't start stroking or jerking quite yet. Just feel the  fullness of it all. Let your fingers run from the balls to the top of the  cock head, swirl around there, then slide back down the other half and end back  down at the balls. The movements should be swift and smooth, without bumping or  stalling. Now you're ready for some stepped-up action, but you don't want to  suddenly lapse into a series of beatings, whackings, jackings and jerkings.  Tease the more sensitive areas of the penis. These include: the glans and  corona, and the tender part of the bottom side of his penis. Bring your palm up to  the top of the glans and park it there flat out, fingers held together and  stiff, thumb pointed straight out. Spin it around as if you were trying  desperately to remove the tight lid of a jar. Your man will be groaning in delicious  agony. The glans is super sensitive and this motion will bring him exquisite  pleasure. He might grimace and cry out, and probably try to push your hand away,  but he's loving every second of it. Now's your chance to be the one who plows  ahead even though he's pleading with you to stop! After you've done this for a  while, slip your hand down his testicles and ever-so-gently grab them in your  fingers, softly tugging them down away from his shaft. If they are big and  bulky, like Grade AA eggs, bounce them up and down a couple of times in your  hand. Tell him how heavy they feel, how sexy they are. Whatever you do, don't  squeeze them! This could put a real damper on your lovemaking for the rest of the  day. You might notice that one of his nuts hangs lower than the other. This  is perfectly normal. Once you feel comfortable with the way his balls feel in  your hand, gently roll them up the underside of his shaft. Depending on their  size and the amount of room in the scrotum, they will most likely reach to half  way of his penis. He will like the way this feels. Now, let go of his testicles  and bring your fingers together in a makeshift goosehead formation. Very  lightly, begin to stroke his erection with your fingers, running them all over his  sensitive shaft and balls. You may wish to slip the pocket of your goosehead  handhold over the tip of his penis, letting it rest there for a few seconds.  About this time, the penis will probably start to emit its natural lubricant.  Pre-seminal fluid is nature's way of moistening the canal of the urethra so that  the spermatozoa can swim more easily out of it; it also lubricates the  head of the penis. An uncircumcised penis gathers up this lubricant within the  foreskin and keeps the head very moist and slick. Use the juice to lubricate the  shaft. Sometimes, its musky smell can be an aromatic aphrodisiac for you  both. If there is little or no pre-cum, don't be concerned. It is not a  requirement, and it doesn't always appear at exactly the same time. In any case a good  lubricant will work just as well. Add a drop of moisturizing lotion to the  shaft and gently rub it in. Alexandra Penney, in her book, How to Make Love to a Man,  is very keen on massaging the lotion between one's hands before putting it  on the penis because sometimes the cream is cold and the palm-rubbing warms  it up. If your partner doesn't seem to have a very firm erection, try using a cinnamon-based ointment which you can find at your local sex novelty  store or acquire through a mail catalog. The slight burning sensation often causes  the penis to become rock-hard. Adding a little dab to the testicles also helps.  If you really want to do a number on him, slip a dollop of Ben-Gay on his balls  and watch him go through the roof.



Techniques



 One of the secrets of great manual sex is varying your hand motions.  Here are a few indispensable techniques:

 SWITCH HITTER



Use both hands, alternating back and forth in a pattern you develop  to offer him the most arousal. He will notice the difference. Don't get into  a routine where the strokes are dull, and noncommittal. Give it to him good.  Get him to the point where he's singing out, "I second that hand motion!"

 DOUBLE WHAMMY



How about going double or nothing! Bring both well-lubricated hands  down on his shaft. Some cocks are so big they require both hands. If your  partner's doesn't, then use the other hand to caress and lightly flutter his  balls, or tighten around the base of his shaft. If both hands fit along the  length of the shaft, move then together, up and down, in the typical pumping  motion. Pretend you're holding a baseball bat and are about to score a grand slam.  You can also vary the directions of your hands, one up, one down at the same  time. There's no doubt that two hands are better than one.

 THE ANVIL STROKE



Bring one hand down, letting it stroke the penis from the top all  the way to the bottom. When it hits the bottom, release it. Meanwhile you're  bringing your corresponding hand down to the top of the shaft, creating an  alternating beating motion, hence the name "anvil stroke." Think of those  blacksmith duos who keep up a double beat pounding motion as they beat that rod of iron  on a piping-hot anvil.

 THE SHUTTLE COCK



Not many people have heard of the "shuttle cock," but it's one of  the best. Take the penis in both hands, fingers lightly touching the sides of  the shaft. In order to visualize the position, think of yourself holding a  clarinet. Now flick the penis back and forth between your two hands by holding on  to the loose skin of the shaft. Shuttling it back and forth in this manner  may not seem incredibly thrilling to him at first, but pretty soon, as it builds  up momentum, it will drive him out of his mind. Orgasms encountered via  this method are sometimes messy, but always memorable.

 THE BOOKENDS



Place both of your hands side by side against his shaft like a pair  of bookends. Now push hard against his penis. Then lift your hands up  and down. Continue in this manner for a while. The constant tugging of the  skin around the balls and the mons pubis will do the trick.

 THE FLAME



Place your hands down on either side, your fingers pointing away  from the cock. Pretend you're a campfire girl and start spinning his pecker  like a stick of wood. This way you'll keep the home fires burning for a long time  to come.

 THE BASE CLUTCH



Tighten your thumb and forefinger around the base of the shaft,  pressing down on the balls. This will cut off the blood (acting as an impromptu  cock ring) and help you steady the shaft in your hand. If the skin on it is  slick and immutable, you can stroke the penis with more friction, thereby  enhancing the excruciating experience.

 THE LOVE TUG



As you are stroking him, lightly pull on the wispy strands of pubic  hair sprouting from his testicles. Don't pull so hard that you remove  them, but tease them gently, lovingly. This will make him holler with delight and  awe at your inventiveness.

 THE TWO-TIMER



Tickle his balls with one hand while the other jerks him up and down.

 THE THIGH-SWATTER



Use the hand that is currently unemployed to firmly but lovingly pat  his inner thighs.

 BEST FIST FORWARD



Place your fist against his perineum as you're stroking him. He'll  probably start opening his legs a little wider, giving you more space to  press against. Guaranteed to drive him wild. As always, it is the psychological  impact of what you are doing that makes the sex so satisfying. Let your mind  escape into the uncharted wilderness of fantasy. As a sexual pioneer, it is your  manifest destiny to explore the outer limits of your sensuality.

 THE MILKER



Opposite of the Anvil - Hands alternate 'milking' up the penis,  starting at the base and working all the way up past the tip.

 THE PERPETUAL PENETRATION



Like the Anvil, but rather than just grabbing the penis at the top,  let his penis 'penetrate' into your fist on each stroke. Before the head of  his penis pops out of your hand, bring the other hand up for the next  penetration. This way it seems to him like he is penetrating deeper and deeper into an  infinite vagina. Make sure you keep the penetration continuous for best  results. Try faster or slower to taste.

 THE PALM SWIRL



Use your open palm to swirl around the head, the way your tongue  would lick an ice cream cone. This sensitizes the head, and will make it get  larger and turn (even more) red. Try reversing direction for a surprise.

 TINY CIRCLES



As in "The Palm Swirl", use your open palm on his glans, but stop at  each "hour of the clock", and make circular motions with your open palm.  This will make this part of the head EXTREMELY sensitive, so move to the next  hour after a few circles.

 THE RING



Make a ring with your thumb and forefinger, and pump up and down  with this ring. When you get to the top, close the ring, then make him squeeze  his way in as you slide back down to the bottom.

 THE DOOR KNOB



Turn the head of his penis like a you're trying to open a door knob  coated with grease. It won't turn, but he may flip. Now try turning the  other way. Repeat.

 THE SHAFT



Stroke only his shaft, ignoring the head. You will notice it  swelling and turning red. When it's bright red and rock hard, use the Door Knob,  the Palm Sw irl, or the Perpetual Penetration.

 THE SPOT PINCH



Lightly and slowly run a finger up the under side of his cock. Ask  him to tell you where the most sensitive spot is. Pinch it, squeeze it,  nibble it, tease it. This is a good spot to pinch to turn a soft cock rock solid.



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« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2004, 05:48:00 PM »
Maisy's Manicure

Maisy shifted in the comfortable chair as Amelia finished painting her nails. As the manicurist held her fingers, they brushed against her breast. Maisy could feel Amelia's nipples, stiff under her light sweater. Amelia's breasts were perfect, round and full and high, and they made Maisy's mouth water just looking at them. Having her fingers constantly brushing against them was driving her absolutely wild. She could hear her pussy squishing as she squirmed in her chair. She extended her fingers, flicking them lightly over Amelia's hard nipples.

 

Amelia looked over at Maisy and smiled. "Careful," she said, pausing to run her tongue over her full lips. "Don't want to smudge your polish." Maisy laughed, pausing for a moment and then resuming her teasing of Amelia's nipples, using the lightest touches of her fingertips. Amelia closed her eyes and bit her lip softly. She put down the bottle of polish, grabbed the quick-dry top coat, and spread it quickly over Maisy's nails. "Come with me," she said, leading Maisy into the massage room.

 

Amelia turned on the white noise machine, and the sound of ocean surf filled the air. "Don't touch me until your nails dry," she said, and then leaned forward, kissing Maisy passionately. Maisy groaned, pressing her body against Amelia's, thrusting her tongue into the manicurist's mouth while trying to keep her hands by her sides.

 

"I want to touch you," Maisy moaned, kissing Amelia's neck. Amelia laughed, stepping back for a moment to pull her sweater over her head, and then undo her blue silk bra. She shook her tits invitingly.

 

"Go ahead," Amelia said, shaking her tits invitingly. Maisy groaned and lunged forward, capturing one of Amelia's stiff nipples between her lips. She sucked at it, tugging lightly as Amelia laughed and shivered in pleasure, running her hands through Maisy's brown curly hair. Maisy was holding her hands out behind her back as she bent over, lapping in circles around Amelia's tits. She moved lower, Amelia helping by wriggling out of her skirt and pulling her thong panties aside, showing off her neatly groomed pussy.

 

Maisy knelt and thrust her tongue between Amelia's cunt lips, wiggling it around. Her manicurist's juices dribbled down her tongue as she curved it around Amelia's clit, strumming it lightly. Amelia gasped in pleasure and wiggled her hips slightly, rubbing back against Maisy's exploring tongue. Maisy licked studiously, her face becoming slicker and wetter with Amelia's juices, and finally Amelia cried out in sheer ecstasy, her clit throbbing as she came, holding onto Maisy's head to keep her balance. Maisy withdrew her tongue, licking her lips, and looked up at Amelia. She was still smiling, pulling on her nipples, which were so stiff they were extending a good inch from her tits.

 

"I'm dry," Maisy said, wiggling her fingers at Amelia. "At least my nails are."

 

"I've got a client," Amelia sighed, rubbing her palms over Maisy's tits as she stood. "Make an appointment for two weeks, and ask for some extra time. Oh, and Maisy," she said as Maisy walked towards the door smiling, the scent of Amelia's cunt drifting up to her nose, "you don't have to leave a tip."
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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2004, 11:21:00 PM »
WTF? Do all of these peeps use this IP?

Is there a bug in the works perhaps? :lol:

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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2004, 12:14:00 AM »
Hmmm,It's like you are God over here. You do know all secrets....
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am looking for people who survived Straight in Plymouth, Michigan. I miss a lot of people there and wonder what happened and would like to stay in touch.

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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2004, 10:31:00 AM »
Yes, I have the raw data, but in this case it doesn't explain much at all... Anyone?
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