Judge Warbis,
Adept troll here...All "bs"ing aside, I "do" work for the guberment...really means I work for them from time to time / consult. Make sense? I have done my own thing for the past six years & enjoyed it.
As far as your friend, nah, never met him nor do I get to the goof course. I works like a dawg, then when I'm off I ride the "hawg". "the '03 screaming eagle road ding" Traveling & riding the motorcycle are my favorite past times these days?
At least I thought it was a serious question?
Outta hear...