That song was originally bastardized at the Seed.
Replace I am straigtling with I am seedling, and you get the idea....
I hated that bitch Helen Reddy ever since forced to sing that song with that phony enthusiasm we used to have to muster up. Not only that, I sing like shit.
Seriously, ever since those days, I hate being in any organized group, church, clubs, whatever, they all creep me out.