Aw DP, I'm sorry. Ya know I love ya dearly. I just thought it was funny as hell cause the marketing is subtly but unmistakably targeted to a gay market. I threw the ad on fornits cause ya'll are about the only folk with a sick enough sense of humor to appreciate it. And I had hoped that somebody might bid on it and have it shipped as a prank gift to a friend. But the auction ends in a couple hours, no bids (damn it!) so I'll just pull the ad from here anyway.
Again, sorry I hurt your feelings. You know I didn't mean it in any sort of demeaning way any more than that bit about you and Tony getting kinky with the car and having to move it all indoors if it went any further. Now that was just WRONG but SO funny!