A chance of gitten yer money back?!! You got ta be kidding!!! We did away with that clause in the 80s, too many people were askin'!! Fer crying out loud, whadya think this is? A democracy?! A free market economy?!! Gimme a frigin' break!!
This is the Era of Hyde, kinda like the Ming Dynasty, only wit not so many of those slanty-eyed ori-lentils, can't really trust those bastards, they lie to yer face without blinkin' an eyelash... 'Course ya can hardly tell that anyway, they all look alike. But they sure do work hard! And fer a pittance too, with no complaints, as least fer a while...
No!! No money back!! It's already been spent anyway. I'm fixing ta buy me one of those smaller islands that are a part of Hawaii. I'll bring the whole family there when Maine gets too hot fer us, and we'll do us some more inbreeding, heh heh!
Daydreaming of Hawaii again,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator