A bit of comic relief

[Anonymous]

Remember filmstrips?
:rofl:

[Anonymous]

RedStone Rehab in Alabama

[Anonymous]

And absolute pure fun, Bill Hicks.  RIP good man.

[psy]

In a striking odd coincidence.  
On page 48 of a certain WWASP Seminar PDF (ya... I got all of em.. email me if ya want em.  "Somebody" (if somebody has time) might hypothetically put up a torrent soon):

Trigger Music for Teens
 
Below is a list of artists and songs that are known to trigger teens into non-
working emotions and physical reactions such as anger, violence, cutting, sex,
cravings to smoke cigarettes, and use chemical and/or alcohol drugs.  We are
listing these songs for you to acquaint yourself with; however, each artist has
many other non-working songs in their repartee.  Every teen will tell you that
they only listen to the beat or such music does not affect them.  However, we
see that after listening to only 3-4 minutes of this music after they are in the
program 6+ months, the emotional and physical reactions are overwhelming.    
 
Artists Song Names
Sublime 2 Joints, What I got, 40 OZ to Freedom
Soul Fly Eye for an Eye
Ramstien See-Mann
GodSmack Voodoo
Korn Freak on a Leash
Nelly Country Grammar, Hot in Here
Eminem Public Service Announcement, Kill You
Method Man America’s Most
Mystikal Shake Your Ass
Ludicrous What’s Fantasy
ICP Bitches, Smoke Break
Slayer War Zone
Beastie Boys Girls
Kottonmouth Kings So High
Cyprus Hill Hit from the Bong
Bone Thugs and Harmony Ecstasy
D012 & Eminem Purple Pills
Woodie  
Dr. Drey Chronic 2001 cd
Snoop Doggie Dog Gin & Juice 1 & 2
Techno  
Kastles in the Sky  
Fifty Cents  
E-40 Gang Pledge
311  Who’s got the herb?

 ::roflmao::

No.  I am not making this shit up.  WWASP wrote that.  They teach this shit to parents... LOL...

[SettleForNothingLess]

WWASPS forgot another good one.. haha
Killing In THe Name of - Rage Against the Machine
Their shit kicks ass..
Wow... im that shit made me laugh.....lol
Dumbasses

[SettleForNothingLess]

Heres some Rage lyrics:


How I Could Just Kill a Man

Hey don't miss out on what you're passing,
you're missing the hootah of the funky buddah,
eluder of the fucked up style's that get wicked
so come on as I start to kick it,
cause we're like outlaws sridding while suckers are hiding,
jump behind the bush when you see me driving by'
hanging out my window, and my magnum taking out some putohs
acting kind of loco I'm just another local
kid from the street getting paid for my vocals.
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man

Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand

I be doing all the dumb shit yo
cause nothing is coming from it
I'm not gonna waste no time fucking around I got ya humming
humming coming at ya! then you know I had to gat ya!
time for some action just a fraction of friction
I got the clearance to run the interference
in to your sattle light shining a battle light
Sen got the gat and I know that we'll gat you right
here's an example just a little sample:
how could I just kill a man
one time tried to come in my home take my chrome
I said yo it's on. take cover son or you're assed out
how do you like my chrome then I watched the rookie pass out
didn't have to blast him but I did any way, young punk had to pay
so I just killed a man

here is something you can't understand,
how I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man

It's gonna be a long time before I finish
one of the many missions that I have to establish
to lite my spliff ignite you with insite so if you ain't down
bullshit. say some punk tried to get you for your auto
would call the one time and play the rolemmodel?
No! I think you'll play like a thug
next hear the shot of a magnum slug, humming coming at ya!
yeah you know I'm going to gat ya. How do you know where I'm at
when you haven't been where I've been, understand where I'm coming from. While you're up on the hill in your big home
I'm out here risking my dome, just for a bucket or a faster ducket,
just to stay alive yo I got to say fuck it.
here is something you can't understand, how I could just kill a man.
here is something you can't understand, how I could just kill a man.
here is something you can't understand, how I could just kill a man.
here is something you can't understand, how I could just kill a man.

Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man

How I could just kill a man
How I could just kill a man



Maggies Farm

I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
No, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
Well, I wake up in the morning
Fold my hands and pray for rain.
I got a head full of ideas
That are drivin' me insane
It's a shame
the way she makes me
scrub the floor
I ain't gonna work on, nah
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more
nah, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more
Well, he hands you a nickel
And he hands you a dime
And he asks you with a grin
If you're havin' a good time
Then he fines you every time you slam the door
I ain't gonna work for, nah
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more

I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more
No, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more
Well, he puts his cigar
Out in your face just for kicks
His bedroom window
It is made out of bricks
The National Guard stands around his door
I ain't gonna work, nah
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more
No, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more
Well, she talks to all the servants
About man and God and law
And everybody says
Shes the brains behind pa
Shes sixty-eight, but she says shes twenty-four
I ain't gonna work for, nah
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more

I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
No, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
Well I try my best
To be just like I am
But everybody wants you
To be just like them
They sing while they slave and just get bored
I ain't gonna work on, nah
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no mo

[SettleForNothingLess]

Heres some Rage lyrics:


How I Could Just Kill a Man

Hey don't miss out on what you're passing,
you're missing the hootah of the funky buddah,
eluder of the fucked up style's that get wicked
so come on as I start to kick it,
cause we're like outlaws sridding while suckers are hiding,
jump behind the bush when you see me driving by'
hanging out my window, and my magnum taking out some putohs
acting kind of loco I'm just another local
kid from the street getting paid for my vocals.
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man

Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand

I be doing all the dumb shit yo
cause nothing is coming from it
I'm not gonna waste no time fucking around I got ya humming
humming coming at ya! then you know I had to gat ya!
time for some action just a fraction of friction
I got the clearance to run the interference
in to your sattle light shining a battle light
Sen got the gat and I know that we'll gat you right
here's an example just a little sample:
how could I just kill a man
one time tried to come in my home take my chrome
I said yo it's on. take cover son or you're assed out
how do you like my chrome then I watched the rookie pass out
didn't have to blast him but I did any way, young punk had to pay
so I just killed a man

here is something you can't understand,
how I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man

It's gonna be a long time before I finish
one of the many missions that I have to establish
to lite my spliff ignite you with insite so if you ain't down
bullshit. say some punk tried to get you for your auto
would call the one time and play the rolemmodel?
No! I think you'll play like a thug
next hear the shot of a magnum slug, humming coming at ya!
yeah you know I'm going to gat ya. How do you know where I'm at
when you haven't been where I've been, understand where I'm coming from. While you're up on the hill in your big home
I'm out here risking my dome, just for a bucket or a faster ducket,
just to stay alive yo I got to say fuck it.
here is something you can't understand, how I could just kill a man.
here is something you can't understand, how I could just kill a man.
here is something you can't understand, how I could just kill a man.
here is something you can't understand, how I could just kill a man.

Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can't understand,
How I could just kill a man

How I could just kill a man
How I could just kill a man



Maggies Farm

I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
No, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
Well, I wake up in the morning
Fold my hands and pray for rain.
I got a head full of ideas
That are drivin' me insane
It's a shame
the way she makes me
scrub the floor
I ain't gonna work on, nah
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more
nah, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more
Well, he hands you a nickel
And he hands you a dime
And he asks you with a grin
If you're havin' a good time
Then he fines you every time you slam the door
I ain't gonna work for, nah
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more

I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more
No, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more
Well, he puts his cigar
Out in your face just for kicks
His bedroom window
It is made out of bricks
The National Guard stands around his door
I ain't gonna work, nah
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more
No, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more
Well, she talks to all the servants
About man and God and law
And everybody says
Shes the brains behind pa
Shes sixty-eight, but she says shes twenty-four
I ain't gonna work for, nah
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more

I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
No, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
Well I try my best
To be just like I am
But everybody wants you
To be just like them
They sing while they slave and just get bored
I ain't gonna work on, nah
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no mo

HaHa..HELL YEAAAAA this is the shit that gets me pumped for the day!!
:rofl:

[ZenAgent]

Good songs, both, but I didn't know Rage had covered them.  "How could I just kill a man" was Cypress Hill, I think...I know "Maggie's Farm" was Dylan.

After watching the Bill Hicks clip I want to get out my CD's. The guy was a sage and hilarious.

[SettleForNothingLess]

Do What They Say by Korn

Walk away when you're angry
Raise yourself, theres nothing to gain
Old enough to know the outcome
More blood, its always the same

Aren't we cool and aren't we calm?
For facing death, we run it on
Aren't we cool and aren't we calm?
The god reserved a false alarm
Arent we cool and arent we calm?
For facing death, we run it on

Do what they say!
Or they take it away
I'd rather be dead than
carry on

Wait!
Bite your lip, dont be cursing!
You mustn't take gods name in vain!
Wait!
Put your knife forward the curtain!
Impulsives, you must revenge!

Aren't we cool and aren't we calm?
For facing death, we run it on
Aren't we cool and aren't we calm?
The god reserved a false alarm
Aren't we cool and arent we calm?
For facing death, we run it on

Do what they say!
Or they take it away
I'd rather be dead than
carry on

So we carry on
with this hurting
I can't remember anything
I can't be certain

Aren't we cool and aren't we calm?
For facing death, we run it on
Do what they say!
Or they take it away
I'd rather be dead than
carry on


The New CD that came out this past week, I really like

[SettleForNothingLess]

Love And Luxury by Korn

(I read your little book and... ha ha ha)

You need a reason to believe
A reason to deceive
A reason for the song you're singing
And everything you do
Makes perfect sense to you
So why is your alarm bell ringing

(Chorus)
You say you know how it feels inside of me
Lost and alone and no love or luxury
Come on inside
And hear the song that's constantly judging me
Don't you think you should move on?

You need a way to get along
A way to carry on
A symptom for the pain you're making
And surely you should know
That everywhere you go
There's hazard in the world you're making

Chorus

You run inside, you're best believe this!
You're so big now, you're so
You but now agree with this
The damage of betrayal
To hell with God

A reason to believe
A reason to deceive
A reason for the song you're singing
And everything you do
Makes perfect sense to you
So why is your alarm bell ringing

Chorus




Killing by Korn

Birds are circling above
They've come back to a waiting level
Why don't they fly away?

Surely they have gangs by now
There is no gun to shoot them down
And still they stay
For what they say

(Chorus)
I'll be killing them with lies
I'll be fighting for my life
Killing them with thoughts
They can never get enough
Killing them all because we're killing every single thing
It's a trained response

Birds are circling above
They've come back to a waiting level
Sold the game
It bears my name
I have worshiped some false Gods
And run to them like I have not thought to
Cry my shame
It burned a flame

Chorus

We are present to raise them to die (Repeat)

Somebody told me once
Beat them 'til there's nothing
Get used to it
Next thing the line is gone

Are we going down? (Repeat)

[TheWho]

Good songs, both, but I didn't know Rage had covered them.  "How could I just kill a man" was Cypress Hill, I think...I know "Maggie's Farm" was Dylan.

After watching the Bill Hicks clip I want to get out my CD's. The guy was a sage and hilarious.

“How could I just kill a man” was written and performed by Cypress hill and was a rap song but when “Rage against the machine” (I think) got a hold of it they stepped it up a notch and really put some energy into it.  “Maggie’s farm”, as I remember, was Dylan’s first “Electric song” and caused a lot of controversy in the mid 60’s (good lyrics).  I don’t remember anyone else performing it since.  It was a big hit at the "Newport festival" that year.
Ah.... Brings back memories


 ::hatter::


...

[psy]

[Anonymous]

Who did that?  I saw TB on there, girl jumps off balcony.

[nimdA]

I dedicate this song to Sue:

[Anonymous]

Why?