Several shots of some unnamable tequila.
Pacifico beers.
Anchor steam beers.
Served by cute dyke bartenders.
At a party with go-go dancers.
Nothing turns me into a piggy straight boy faster than go-go dancers. God fucking dammit, those ASSES! FUCK! Everyone else was dancing, I was just standing there, ogling them like a lion watching wildebeest. Testosterone is a hell of a hormone.
Sorry, I don't have any pictures, (of the dancers) but a nice Korean fag I was hanging out with took some on his cell phone. He gave me his number and asked me to keep in touch, so I guess I could call him for the pictures.