HAHA. I beg to differ.
I personally experienced being "escorted" by two very large people, very recently (June '05).
And I have to say... I was, essentially, kidnapped.
Merriam-Webster's Dictionary of Law
Main Entry: kid·nap·ping
Function: noun
: an act or instance or the crime of seizing, confining, inveigling, abducting, or carrying away a person by force or fraud often with a demand for ransom or in furtherance of another crime
Not necessarily the "crime" of kidnapping. But it most certainly was an act of "seizing, confining, inveigling, abducting, or carrying away a person by force".
It also was abducting a person by fraud. Fraud being, of course, the ridiculous industry you and all the other escorts work for.
"...often with a demand for ransom..."
Ransom being the two thousand dollars my parents paid you sick "humans" to kidnap me.
Quit your job. Start a new life.
I'm sure you could get a job at McDonalds... they take people without a high school diploma.