Why do we push harder on the remote control buttons when we know the batteries are weak and/or dead?
Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people keep looking in the refridgerator with hopes that something new to eat has suddenly appeared?
How do bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?
In the winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when all we did was complain about the heat?
The statistics on sanity are as follows: One out of four people have some form of mental illness.
Now think of three people you know - If they are O.K. then it is you!
Try this one now: Lick your elbow!
Come on you know you will try it!
