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Offline Gah

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Why did I babysit his kids?
« on: November 11, 2005, 06:49:00 PM »
I went to church with George Bush at First United Methodist Church in Midland Texas. I babysat his kids. I think about how stupid and unrealistic it sounds but its the truth. Shortly after I met him I was in Straight. I think to myself now, Did he tell my parents about Straight? I shoulda said no to baby sitting those lil bratts. I shoulda been paid more haha. It all sounds like I made it all up. George Bush sent his babysitter to Straight?
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« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2005, 07:27:00 PM »
yes,and I was the nanny for Prince Charles and Lady Di.
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« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2005, 12:27:00 AM »
:lol: / :lol: / :lol: pretty surrealistic Gah.  You were a naive child mixed up in the world of international politico-capitalism.  Did you ever find his coke stash while you were babysittin' ??   :em:
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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2005, 10:36:00 AM »
dragonfly, you are an idiot.
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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2005, 01:09:00 AM »
::bwahaha2::  ::bwahaha::  ::bangin::  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2005, 02:10:00 AM »
Oh, that's just fine, say mean things about Bush's kids who so far as I know have not joined the political sickness of their parents and grandparents. I kinda guess they are mentally and emotionally abused kids, from what I see of their dad. It ain't their fault. Razz the seniors all you want, but until the kids start abusing whatever power they might get handed to them, they are just the very unfortunate offspring of some scary people.

So, after you say stupid mean things about them, you say stupid mean things about yourself and an anonymous poster who pointed out how dumb your insults were. It looks like you have dumb all figured out. Now go run along and get a sunburn on your neck from field labor, if you so desire to be both dumb and a redneck.

"Bushman's kin" -- ? huh? Are you referring to a group of people from southern Africa, in relation to G.W. Bush? Just deny it, or else you might have to be reclassified as moronic instead of just dumb.
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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2005, 01:37:00 PM »
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On 2005-11-12 05:56:00, dragonfly wrote:

 the alien race of shape changing lizards that created and began ruling human civilization all those years ago.
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Quit buying the bullshit slander.  The reptilian aliens are actually our friends, they helped to awaken us to the deceptions of the other, more evil aliens (who often like to appear to humans as angels, "beings of light", etc.).  This most recent slander of our reptilian friends is yet another attempt by the evil aliens to discredit them.

For more info, see:

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