Artman11111 is going to Prison.....

[Anonymous]

Then I too will apologize for any remarks i have made about you or your family Art. But I do have a problem with your other request, respecting other people here. I'm sorry but Greg and leticia, They came here with a bad attitude and continues to do so.

Do a little research if you have time, and you will see where I am coming from.

And one more thing Art, I am still curious about how elan was ran back in your time, if you don't mind I would like to know what it was like, what you experinced ect. If you don't care to talk, then so be it.

[The Elan Reporter]

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[The Elan Reporter]

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[The Elan Reporter]

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[SyN]

On 2005-09-01 11:35:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"I do however, reserve the right to continue publishing my elan-bot service manuals - because if you fail to properly lubricate your elan bot, premature rusting and subframe failure may result. These symptoms may even result in corrosion to the main propaganda circuits. If this occurs, your elan robot will no longer be able to strive towards postive goals and immediate emergency maintenance will have to be performed by Chief Elan Robot Technician (robo-tech) Tony Merret or Chief Mechanic Chief Martin R. Kruglick. Also, I will continue to inform owners of new upgrades available for their elan robots, like the R4-series silicone chip which, when installed, allows you to dial in the education level of your SyN-bot between 1st, 2nd, or 3rd grade. This allows it to perform menial liquor store tasks without questioning orders or constantly wandering into gay bookstores. Also available from the Elan Corporation is a new B-bracket assembly, machined from aluminum. This addresses recent complaints of loose ramrods and spilt lubricant, which is not only hazardous to the environment, but also a major source of premature corrosion. TAKE CARE OF YOUR

INVESTMENT, PROTECT YOUR ELAN ROBOT, INSPECT FOR FOREIGN OBJECT DAMAGE AND ALWAYS READ THE MANUAL.



for a sample brochure of the elan robot guide,

or a full 383 page illustrated technical manual, please e-mail Chief Technician Tony Merret @

[email protected]
"

And i reserve the right to constantly make fun of your need for lube, though as gay as you are i bet you hate people skidding on into you.....  BAM.
damn lil one you make it so easy.  Menial, you couldnt handle my jobs, wait any job really. get a clue dont be the last asshole standing, (w/o lube)  seems most all of us are in agreement here but one person.
keep being a gay asshole eating pudding. or shut the fuk up and get back to the point as reporter has stated we all do have one thing in common.[ This Message was edited by: SyN on 2005-09-01 16:23 ]

[Mister Pink]

It's all very touching, really, just not in the way Marty touched you... If you want a truce or a sitdown with me or whatever, just say so, but don't blow a head gasket - it could lead to irrepairable damage to your command module.

[Anonymous]

Hey Art or anyone out there remember Ray M. That kid was always in the ring big guy they used him all the time.

[Anonymous]

blow this

[SyN]

trekkie. command module. lol. lube. truce has been stated agree or be assimilated.

[Mister Pink]

Unfortunatly, elan-bots, including the SyN-bot model are unable to assimilate into the elan program after being released into the mainstream. However, maintenance can be performed at the IMR by a factory trained technician. Common maintenance (including regualr lubrication) includes Headcounts, HID (House in Dining Room), and the Reading of the Philosophy. If any of these measures fail to reboot your elan-bot, we will attempt the re-route the diagnostics back to the propaganda circuits by inserting a ramrod and performing a routine General Meeting or Verbal Reprimand, the latter is a free service if still under warranty.
Please contact Jeffery Gottlieb for all your technical service needs or warranty questions:

1-866-ELAN-IMR
or at
[email protected]

[SyN]

The dink who lives with his parents and spends every day here is saying what?  The fuk do i want a sit down with you for? I rather enjoy seeing your inept posts showing what an infant you are.  please continue. mr dink.

[Mister Pink]

ELAN TECHNICAL SERVICE MANUAL V.1.2
proper care and maintenance of your robot

"Please keep in mind, that although your SyN-bot is programmed to function primarily in menial liquor store clerk positions, gay pornography shops, or Wal-Mart Super Centers; its memory can be reflashed to accomodate almost any low-level job, assuming the task does not require higher than a third grade education.
However, please consult with an elan factory representative before reflashing your SyN-bots chip, as higher stress jobs such as fry-cook at Arby's or male prostitute can put extra strain on a SyN-bots system resources, and could even lead to catastrophic O-ring failure. As always, your Elan factory manual will provide vital insight into what tasks are appropriate for your IMR updated robot.

This service bulletin also addresses warranty concerns about some owners SyN-bots failure to strive towards postive goals, a common sympton of a faulty head gasket which in some cases has led to SyN model robots becoming encapsulated in negativity. These problems have been determined to be caused by owner neglect, more specifically using the wrong kind of lube (80W120+ or above in cold weather conditions, etc...), or incorrectly inserting the ramrod. Please remember that neglect will void your SyN-bots warranty and may result in injury or death to the operator"