"Earth to Elan Repoter's assistant. I've been on this board for 5 years now. So to call it Because Mr. Pink... Who BTW is about 17-18 years old wants to give you a blow job and thinks you poop jokes are funny is a little far fetched. Wouldn't you say so?
Haven't told a poop joke in awhile. And I haven't had a blow job offer yet from Pink. Damn, maybe I'm not good-looking enough. What do you think, Pink?
Why don't you ask Antigen, The OWNER of this board...if she thinks you are funny.
Who cares what people think? We amuse ourselves
Before you got here this board was used for old students to talk to eachother, and talk about funny shit that happened at elan and stupid injustices and there was plenty of bitching About shit that REALLY happened at elan.
Interesting. Do you feel better now that you've bitched for hours on end?
There was SERIOUS talk of Law suits. Shit was getting accomplished.
Not one lawsuit yet. Not much of an accomplishment. And you're still a miserable shit.
This was the one place where real things were getting done.
See above answer.
If you had any desire to have real wrath be brought onto Elan staff you would knock your shit off so that Fornits could get back to business.
What business is that? Man I want to buy some shares of that. Oh wait, bitching? Never mind.
So that people could really get their ideas together.
About posting anonymously about hating the Elan Reporters? Wow, sounds like so much fun.
You guys just waste so much time. Why can't you guys just exchange Screen names and share your stories?
Because we wouldn't entertain our audience... or get you mad.
Or start blogs so that the people who wanted to read your stuff could go read it?
That's not a half-bad idea but we'll start here.
Why do you force it upon anyone who is interested in what is new at fornits?
Because of the First Amendment, which Ginger is adamantly protecting.
You are a selfish baby. You have 2 fans.
Counted more than that, sorry.
Everyone else is just irritated.
That's their problem.
You are like the kids in 5th grade who acted shitty in class because they were afraid that they couldn't do well to get attention.
We do just fine thank you.
It's pretty fucking sad.
I'm not crying.
Do you have a job? A wife? A car? A home? Is that even your computer? Or do you have to go to the public library?
Objection, Your Honor, asked and answered.
I wish I knew where you fucking lived.
I vacation at your mom's house
But you are to much of a coward to tell anyone who you really are.
Ummm.... hypocrite??!!
Id like to see you face to fafce with Mart.
Face to fafce? And if I saw Marty, I would ask him if he cared for a hi-yuh hi-yuh dance
Youd probably pee your pants if he even looked at you.
Ummm... no.
Why did you decline meeting him in person in the phone call? He was more than willing to meet you face to face?
That wasn't me and the guy who wrote that didn't want to waste his time with that dirtbag Marty Kruglik or let the cat out of the bag about the source of the entertainment. Can you blame him?
I guess for the same reason you hide behind your monitor. You are a little pussy, with a big ass mouth. Of should I say Big ass key board.
Wow, creative insults there. Can we get any sillier?
Yeah you make me wanna barf. Your icon... Laughable...Oh so scary. Probably because your momma still brings cookies and milk down to the basment for you and buys all your clothes from K-mart.
Nope. I get my own cookies and clothes.
You probably even have a bowl cut hairstyle."
Now THAT was somewhat amusing. But I don't, sorry.
