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« on: April 01, 2005, 11:35:00 AM »
::birthday:: I wanted to start a new tradition for the holiday. Say what prize someone should get. It has to be good, and nice. No slander, this is a holiday.

I'll start:

The Seeker ? Your family bible back from that witch, Helen Petermann. :smokin:
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2005, 01:32:00 PM »
I would like the teenage years back that were stolen from me.
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2005, 07:15:00 PM »
For FKA/Pietra

A warm quilt, made all of scraps and snippets of happy, stitched with threads of knowledge, filled with memories of the good. And magical! See! It folds to the size of a matchbook in your palm, yet opens to wrap thrice 'round when the wind howls.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
--H. L. Mencken, American publisher

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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2005, 10:24:00 PM »
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On 2005-04-01 16:15:00, Erinys wrote:

"For FKA/Pietra



A warm quilt, made all of scraps and snippets of happy, stitched with threads of knowledge, filled with memories of the good. And magical! See! It folds to the size of a matchbook in your palm, yet opens to wrap thrice 'round when the wind howls.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

--H. L. Mencken, American publisher

[ This Message was edited by: Erinys on 2005-04-01 16:17 ]"


especially when she gets it on w/IDNB
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2005, 10:26:00 PM »
I want my brain back, Virgil!
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2005, 10:55:00 PM »
I think "the Seeker" should be bitch slapped back into reality with his bible...
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2005, 11:09:00 PM »
I challenge anyone to make a thread in this forum that isn't completely and utterly retarded.  :roll:
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2005, 11:21:00 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2005, 12:09:00 AM »
You're right! Penis Birders Anonymous was brilliant!!!

Long live ascii goatse!
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« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2005, 02:49:00 AM »
I'd like a quilt made from the hide of one Miller Newton...as long as I get to watch his skin removed from that waste of a so-called life...and I get to give him the local anesthetic shots...under his fingernails and toenails...not so I can inject the novacaine...just so that I can keep jabbing him somewhere that won't kill him while he fuckin suffers!!
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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2005, 02:57:00 AM »
I want 15 minutes alone in a room with Miss Pete strapped in a chair whilst I use my Cordless Drill with Corkscrew attachment on her.(I'll do it)
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