On 2005-02-09 13:53:00, Anonymous wrote:
"What is a penis birder?"
It's just another manifestation of the sickness of chemical dependency. Penis Birders Anonymous is most likely dead, insane, or in jail, the inevitable result of failing to apply the Tools of Personal Change that were so generously made available to him during his time at Straight, Inc.
Penis Birding, sexual promiscuity, homosexuality, and other unnatural affections are common symptoms of the disease of the feelings that you druggies have chosen to embrace by your continued use of drugs. The only hope for you is to enroll yourselves right away in the new, improved, all-ages, faith-based Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea (formerly Straight, Inc. v2.0). Only there will you receive the Tough Love that will save you from the depravity of your druggie will.
