EPISODE IV - A New Hope
While enroute to Earth after a well needed vacation on the planet Transylvania, I intersepted the most amusing newsclip from Action News WTSP beamed from the tropical region known as Tampa Bay Florida. I have also watched with great interest the goings on of politics from the other side of your land mass of the United States of America. It seems that a muscle-bound man by the name of Arnold wants to run for Governor. How charming, that a man as big and stupid as Rocky can be given the keys to all that power just based on his popularity and prestige. It makes me sad really, when I see that the current President is a complete buffoon and should be placed in the Deep Freeze with Eddie so that a more fitting man can take his place.
Well my friends, I have found such a man. He has been in the shadows all this time, but I am sure that if he realizes how much we all need and want him to be our next President, perhaps he can find the mustard to build up a good head of steam and gain the needed support to run the course of a sucessful campaign. This man is Senator Bob Graham. After viewing many of the other leading candidates, I can see no others with the integrity and focus and out and out caring that this man has shown during his political career. He entered politics as a wealthy man with a law degree, yet took it upon himself to establish what was known as "work days" whereby he stepped into the shoes of the average common man for a day and worked the occupation of his choice for that day.
How fitting it would be if the kind Senator could do a "work day" as a front row newcomer in SAFE, of Orlando Florida to get a fact finding account of what really goes on, but alas, it would all be bullshit, unless of course he sent in a decoy.......hmmm.....the outcome of that would be quite delicious don't you think? Well anyway, I sent a transmission to his office expressing my concerns and voicing my support, and his people acually replied!!! Here, I will let you read what was said.........
http://graham.senate.gov/email.htmlThank you for contacting my office with your ideas and opinions.
I am pleased to find so many Floridians concerned about our laws, our
state, and our country. As your Senator, I am always mindful of the fact
that I am here in Washington, D.C. to represent the people of Florida.
Therefore, it is vital that I understand the viewpoint of Floridians like
you.
The Senate will be considering legislation of great importance to Florida
and the nation over the coming weeks and months. Your input on this issue
is a valuable resource and has been recorded and referred to my staff. I
encourage you to continue to monitor legislative developments by visiting
my website's weekly update on Senate business at
http:graham.senate.govweekly_update.html
Please be assured that I will have your views in mind as I work with my
colleagues in the Senate and House of Representatives toward the passage
of legislation that reflects our shared priorities.
Again, I appreciate having the benefit of your thoughts. If you would like
further information on a specific legislative issue, or have additional
questions, please contact my office in Washington, D.C. at 202-224-3041,
or my office in Tallahassee toll-free at 866-418-9569.
I urge the same dear people who wrote to the filthy rag called The St. Petersburg Times to take the time to write to this esteemed Senator who I am sure is would love to hear from you and is right now probably starting to shiver......in........Antici---------------------------------pation!!!!!!!!!! Ciao, Frankie
