Ugh. I remember that horrible chunklet of a fucked night. At least I lucked out... all I had to do was a monologue. There were two guys in my peer group who I recall doing the tights dancing thing. As far as Im concerned, if you are a.) male, and b.) liked doing the tights dance, you are c.) gay, unless you have somehow become a professional dancer in your adult life... and even then, you are probably still teh gay.
Being gay aint bad, but at least own up, yo. No straight male does jazz hands and digs it.
