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« on: April 05, 2003, 07:56:00 PM »
Does anyone remember how dumb and illiterate all the night guards were?::f tard::
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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2003, 01:09:00 AM »
Yeah f tard. ::ftard::
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« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2003, 07:33:00 PM »
who remembers spoon widdling leroy or the on e guy with the butterfly net? or bill? what a trip
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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2003, 09:09:00 AM »
Dude, totally!  The dumbass would sit at the bottom of the stairs to the male dorms and <> "night owl, make a run please?"  The thing, though, is that he would sit there and click his pen over and over and over and over and... you get the point.  Not sure if anyone ever had the balls to tell bill to stop, but I did and he didn't like it.  He asked me why stop that?  Uh... it's annoying? That MIGHT be the reason I asked you!  anywho, what a bunch of dorks, I bet that they would be loggers if they didn't have elan!
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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2003, 12:50:00 AM »
There was a toothless female nightguard down at satelite that smelled so bad that no one could even sleep.  She could barely speak and she wore purple sweat pants up to her armpits.  I think she also made a run about every  30 seconds and everytime she walked through the room it stunk to high hell. :eek:
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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2003, 10:11:00 AM »
Yea, Shelia the night guard I hated her.Dont know if any of you people know who i am talking about.She would be the night guard for house 3 and womens dorms on occasion.
She would come into work dressed in flourescent clothing and bring 2 full grocery bags of junk food.She would book every one and everyone including c.o.d.i hated her fuckin guts.I once called a group on her on several diferent occasions and E-1 denied it.
I think they finally fired her because of all the complaints about her.
There was this other also named Bob who sometimes be the night guard down in re.entry dorms. he was a stupid fuck, he pissed me off real good one time and I placed him in my shit list.Every Friday I use to take his time card and rip it up so E-1 didnt know how many hours he worked.he got so frustrated and complained to E-1 about it that E-3 had a brief house meeting about it.I wasn't gonna cop to it nor did I have any intentions.That was the only way I could get back at that son-of-bitch for pissing me off.So Bob if you ever stumble across this website and read this message, look me up, I still have some unfinished business with your lame ass.

There was 2 other night guards Leroy and Gerald, they were so cool.Leroy was this short long black bearded person who still thought he was in Vietnam.Some one mentioned him earlier in this forum.
Gerald was so laid back he would let you kick a window out and would never tell Elan about it, though I never reallly heard him speak more then 5 words when I was there,not to mock him, he was a great guy.One time I was in the corner at the school house in restraints for kicking out a window and gerald was elected my S.P. temporily while another one came and i put my head through the window and broke it, Gerald stood there and said,"Oh gosh gosh gosh gosh".He was so cool, he probably would even let you run away without saying anything.
There was a handful of hired help there that was real cool and good people, Bob and Dennis the cooks, the had a big time goofing contract with them.those guys were such a trip, they would make you laugh even on those shitty days that everyone went through at Elan.Bob and I clicked instantly, I guess we had the same interest in life, ofcoarse he was in his 50's and I was 18.From what I heard awhile back he retired.

The custodians were also great people, Reggie and shit i forgot the other people's names, they use to give me donuts when I snuck down there to hang out with them.I heard Reggie had to retire due to health problems, he was in his late 60's during my time.
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