Then go around abusing teenagers in your neighborhood, for their own good, of course.
It'll scare the hell out of any sensible human being, thinking there's another Virgil on the loose.
Or, to be extra frightening, dress up as "Ruthie in lingerie". Of course, this could result in legal repercussions if you make innocent bystanders sick to their stomachs.
A life size penis pump would be a good costume to wear to go Trick-or-Treating in Sembler's neighborhood.
If you do dress as "Fr. Cassian" this Halloween, be sure to stay "in character"---lie, rip off people, abuse kids, commit as many acts of fraud as you can against insurance companies and such, and be sure to self-righteously justify your antics as "being in the best interest of those no-good, druggie teenagers".
I wonder if the ghosts of Straight "non-Survivors" haunt Miller Newton and Ruthie on Halloween? I sure hope so.
Happy Samhain!!!
