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Offline Dear Gabby

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« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2005, 04:54:00 PM »
I would put Itching powder on the tolet seat.
Maybe they will get the message....

Put super glue on the tolet seat...If they have to go the the emergency room to have it removed chances are they will find some where else to go.


Or put a red dye trigger in the tolet papper roll so it explodes upon release.

Throw a stink bomb under the door and stink them out.

A gifted Cheese basket?

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« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2005, 04:16:00 AM »
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On 2005-09-30 13:30:00, webcrawler wrote:

"How do you deal with a co-worker that takes a shit at least 10 times a day at work and leaves the entire building reeking for hours? Please don't say Febreeze or Lysol because it's not helping and just making a fruit, chemical and shit smell."


Leave a pamphlet on their desk titled: "All you wanted to know about Irritable Bowel Syndrome but were afraid to ask"

Or, give them a gift that keeps on giving, like the cheese-wheel of the week club. (Cheese is constipating. Well, at least it is for me. Oy!)
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« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2005, 04:17:00 AM »
oh nevermind. someone beat me to the cheese basket idea.
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« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2005, 11:27:00 PM »
I guess you could contact the Hazardous Waste Dispisposel "WaCradle to grave" liability:

EPA regulations state that generators of hazardous waste are liable for that waste from the time it is generated at their facility to the time it is disposed of, even if it is no longer in their custody.
ste and management & Removel..... ::armed::

Get the office to go in on a hepa filter??? :rofl:
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« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2005, 11:25:00 AM »
Looks like we have enough creative/good/bad ideas for that problem.

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« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2005, 08:07:00 PM »
What do you do with a cult leader,Thats hates cults? And give me some really bad advice because the good is not working..
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« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2005, 08:31:00 PM »
Is the objective to make him a cult LOVING cult leader or a cult hating individual who renounces cultism altogether?

Really bad advice would be to kill him. (Because it wouldn't really help you, would it?)

Or you could do what they did to three people who each believed he was Jesus Christ.  They locked them all in a room together and they cured eachother. So, put three cult leaders in a room for an indeterminate amount of time, and hope for the best.  Or the worst.
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