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Offline Chief Kruglik

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« on: August 18, 2005, 07:47:00 PM »
Me suh say it is time for reprogramming upgrades, me suh say come to the I.M.R for your maintenance.

Hi yuh yuh yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh yuh yuh
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i yuh yuh , I am an Indian
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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2005, 10:21:00 PM »
Good timing, especially for the baghead.
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am Big Chief...Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh Hi-yuh

Offline Leticia De Luna

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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2005, 10:40:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-18 16:47:00, Chief Kruglik wrote:

"Me suh say it is time for reprogramming upgrades, me suh say come to the I.M.R for your maintenance.



Hi yuh yuh yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh yuh yuh
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WHY DON'T YOU 2 GET OFF EACHOTHER'S JOCKS ALREADY....
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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2005, 02:34:00 PM »
Wow! A full sentence and she didn't say bitch ONCE!
It still sounded retarded, though.
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« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2005, 02:45:00 PM »
and she was screaming, whats to be upset about?
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our walking down a hallway, you turn left, you turn right. BRICK WALL!

GAH!!!!

Yeah, hes a survivor.

Offline Mister Pink

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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2005, 03:31:00 PM »
Chief Martin R. Kruglick is a Chief Mechanic for Global Elan Robot Services Located in Poland, ME.

He specializes in robot lubrication and brainwashing programming. In his spare time, Chief Mechanic Kruglick enjoys tinkering with Moose, Buffalo, Bison, Cattle, and Yaks. His genetic engineering won him several Nobel prizes, and his subsequent antics have won the Elan Reporter several Pulitzer Prizes.

Chief Kruglick would like to remind everyone about the importance of daily lubrication and the state of robotics in Poland, Maine.
Remember, do not cross circuits in your Elan-Robot or certain functions may be lost. Here is a diagram illustrating the primary diagnostic system on a standard elan graduate...:



Also; make sure to remove the battery of your bot before conducting any maintenance, even a standard lube.

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quot;Its a shame the way she makes me scrub the floor\" - Bob Dylan

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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2005, 04:15:00 PM »
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"and she was screaming, whats to be upset about?"


I ALWAYS BE SCREAMING! I AINT ABLE TO CHANGE A HABIT I DONE HAD MY WHOLE LYFE!

AND YOU IS A BITCH!
I AM ANGRY BECUZ YOU PEOPLE BE MAKIN' FUN OF DA ONLY PLACE WHERE I WAS IMPORTANT!

I MADE DA CANDYPACKS!
I MADE DA CANDYPACKS!

ALSO GOTS ME A DIPLOMA!
FUCK COLLAGE!
THAT SHIT IS FO BITCHEZ!
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2005, 04:17:00 PM »
She's upset because old man life abused the shit out of her.
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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2005, 04:24:00 PM »
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"She's upset because old man life abused the shit out of her."


No I dint!! Well mebbe I did jus' a l'il.  YOU TRY SUPPORTIN' DEM BITCHES TROUGH HIGH SCHOOL!  SPECIALLY DAT PLACE WHERE DE INJUN GOES HI-YUH HI-YUH ALL DE DAMN TIME!

SHIT NOW I BE SCREAMING TOO.  MUST BE A DE LUNATIC FAMILY TRADITION
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be smokin\' dat shit wit\' my Mad Dog 20/20 hoes.  My pantz look like I shit in dem.

Offline GREGTICIA

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« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2005, 04:26:00 PM »
YOU TELL 'EM BABY! I ALREADY DONE TOLD 'EM HOW YOU IS LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND YOU MAKES 30,000$ A YEAR! WE IS MILIONARES WHEN YOU INCLUDES THE WELFARE MONEY!
THEY AINT GOTS NO PARENTS AND IS HOMOSEXUAL BITCHES! SIKE!
BABY I GOT YO MONEY, DONT YOU WORRY! ::smokingun::
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REGTICIA THINKS YOU IS ALL BITCHEZ!
SIKE!
CAPITAL LETTERS AIN\'T JUST FOR PROPA\' NAMES NO MO\'!
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