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« on: October 26, 2004, 10:54:00 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2004, 10:07:00 AM »
Fourth day of Wilderness Challenge Solo.
There is over 50 feet of snow. I have a worn a track in a circle around my site. I walk it most of the day to stay warm and occupied.
I decide to masturbate.
I take a step down the crest of a little hill near my site so I'll be hidden and with my back to anyone that could approach.
I'm strokin' it. I'm thinking of girls at home and a chick I met on a ski trip, I'm thinking of Caroline W's tit- reduction surgery...
I'm really going for broke now...

When it happened, my feet shifted simultaneously and slipped forward with one slick swoop I was thrown to my back. I landed in a giant puff of freezing powder, my pants down and wearing only a wool bavaclava (a traditional hat worn which both covers all areas of the head except the eyes and holds a reek of bad breath longer than a full coffin)So there I was, knocked over by the force with which I came. My wool hat and bare chest was covered in steaming shmegma and I was laying on a pile of pillowy snow fify feet deep. It was truly a moment of hilarity and freedom. (and wondering if there was a god watching)
I thought it best not to bring up in our expedition rap. We still had four days until a shower!

Ahh! good times. I'm Smiling like I was young again.  
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« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2004, 10:28:00 AM »
Oh man that is some funny shit, I am laughing so loud my dog is staring at me.  I hated solo so much on my chalenge, I read J.L. Seagull like twenty times and went for broke on a stroke, but hell you had to stay warm.   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2004, 10:30:00 AM »
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"Oh man that is some funny shit, I am laughing so loud my dog is staring at me.  I hated solo so much on my chalenge, I read J.L. Seagull like twenty times and went for broke on a stroke, but hell you had to stay warm.   :lol:  :lol:  :lol: "

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« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2004, 10:34:00 AM »
That is hilarious!!  Man, are 15 year old kids dumber then shit or what? :rofl:
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« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2004, 02:22:00 PM »
they tried to make masturbation so difficult at cedu...

i remember this one time i was masturbating in my dorm after lights out or whatever... one of my roommates was like "are you ok?  you're breathing all hard..."  
ummm, yeh... i was doing fabulously, actually.
how could she not have gotten it?  can some kids just not grasp the dynamics of masturbation or something?  i mean, shit, i started masturbating looong before cedu (and i went there when i was 12!)
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« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2004, 02:32:00 PM »
I would never self satisfy at CEDU. The last thing I wanted was to be blown away about masturbating. I've seen it happen to other people with devastating results. They just ANNIHILATED and emasculated you. (Now I would just laugh.) I just shut down my sexual self. The day I came home after busting out, the first thing I did was make a booty call to my pre-CEDU boyfriend.  

But then of course, I felt guilty about it. (Something I never felt pre-CEDU).

After I left CEDU, I called to get my stuff and talked to a counselor. She of course wanted to know if I was on drugs, drinking, or screwing.
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« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2004, 02:46:00 PM »
I used to choke the chicken quite a bit at RMA,
we use to joke about waiting a month to have a wet dream.  I could not wait most of the time.  That just shows how crazy the staff was there, who is going to tell a 15-18 year old that playing with themselves, when they can not have sex is wrong,  That is what drove kids crazy and scarred them for life.
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« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2004, 05:54:00 PM »
For a man, the need to ejaculate is just like the need to urinate.
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« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2004, 01:57:00 PM »
i hated how cedu's mission was to make you feel guilty or dirty when you thought about sexual gratification...
masturbation is one of the best things you can do for yourself, whereas being afraid to touch yourself is damn unhealthy.
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« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2004, 04:22:00 PM »
Masturbation Night at CEDU

Maybe they could have a propheet about it... Know any good propheet songs for this one? Maybe something by the Strokes?  Or the nineties fave "I Touch Myself."
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« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2004, 04:23:00 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2004, 01:37:00 AM »
i always used to think about areil gunn and her doin the yoga/aerobics, but then agian there alwas was the "beat bible" that was good times
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