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L.A. Weekly Obits
« on: September 06, 2009, 12:10:06 PM »
By Randall Roberts                               Wednesday, Feb. 4 2009 @ 4:20PM

Eric Beer, 47 a widely unknown actor shot and killed himself early this morning.

He left behind no wife, no children, and no friends, as most Hollywood people do.

He did however, leave a suicide note, which read.

Thanks for lending me your .45 Stack.

You're a great friend.

Even though I know the thought of me revolts you, truly -- you are the best friend I never had.

Love,

Erica
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Re: L.A. Weekly Obits
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2009, 08:46:22 AM »
this must be true. because the idiot hasn't been back sticking his nose in everyone's ass.

it must be true that he's the scattin' daddy of 'em all.
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Re: L.A. Weekly Obits
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2009, 07:29:47 AM »
go Canes!
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Re: L.A. Weekly Obits
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2009, 03:47:55 AM »
just a reminder. erica is dead.

and doin' a little house cleaning.
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